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WILL I AM

You shut your mouth when you're talkin to me.

About Me

I have two beautiful kids plus one! I have a daughter Stephanie who's a dean's list darling, (not really a kid anymore), and I have a doll of a little boy Zachary. I also have an awesome little grandson Kobe who's smart as a whip like his Mom. I like to have fun, laugh and make people laugh.Myspace Backgrounds

My Interests

Motorcycling, paintball, basketball, bowling, swimming, cycling. STEELERS!, Panthers, Penguins, Nascar Nextel Cup...Go Jr. and Kurt!

I'd like to meet:

A down to earth woman who'll take me as I am or make me wanna be a better person. Or, one that'll walk on the ground I worship, just kidding. I'd also like to meet Zach Braff, Rusty and Kenny Wallace, Lee Iacocca, Bill Clinton, Rob Halford, and Paul Giamatti all together havin some drinks and sharing stories.You are 100% Pittsburgh.

Great job! There's nooooo doubt about it. You're from Da Burgh. You deserve a reward, so go have an Ahrn City or two. And GO STILLERS!

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Music:

REAL rock and hard rock and metal. Not the same four chords over and over. Some rap. Some country, nothing twangy. Definitely classical, love the string section! Smooth jazz, not the crazy stuff. Some easy listening. NO techno.

Movies:

Shaun of The Dead, Garden State, Super Troopers, Office Space, Wedding Crashers, Stewie's Untold Story. I like the funny. I like all types really. But the funny is my favorite.

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, any CSI, My Name is Earl, Simpsons, Law and Order, Seinfeld, and last but not least....SPORTS.

Books:

I'm into Grisham, and Cornwell.

Heroes:

My dad, and my daughter. ..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: When I've been drinkin
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: failure
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: hell yeah
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: enough already
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: sometimes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: a damn doll
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: sucks
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: silver/black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: let me think? ah yeah and everywhere else
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: no
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: OH yeah
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: anywhere with nice weather and a beach (Myrtle Beach)
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: yes
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: not sure but probably
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: a little, sure
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: who waits? not me
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: slowly...just tried
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yep, plenty. up in a two seater a couple months ago
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: let me think ...NO!
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: I support it, just don't have the patience for it
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: I'd like to think so. I hope so.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: Yes
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: mean and stupid people. other than that, nothing
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": family? couple days ago. romantically? not for months
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: yeah...I care
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no comment
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: in my omelets
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: no comment...hehehe
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: the next demension. that or between the washer and dryer
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 7p
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: nigga
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: depends how hungry I am. but, yeah pretty much
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: 3 hrs ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: damn skippy. he's in all of us
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: don't prefer it, unless I wanna sleep
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: rum and coke
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: a few times, long ago
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: twice
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: absolutely
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: nope
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: yep
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: blue
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: no comment
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: it's getting better
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: whoever has the money to do whatever they damn well please
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: a little
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: yep
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: drums a little
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: a litte bit
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: in a tent on the ground? ye-NO
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: if a big laugh hits me, it's been known to happen
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: yep
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: yes, but as usual it was my best friends dog
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: depends
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: not at the moment
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: she doesn't know I'm alive
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: sheetz sub
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: no
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: like to get to know them, yeah
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: I'm thiiiinking of a number. Free credit report.com. I want to punch him right as he starts
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: I have
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: the dearly departed Pantera
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My Blog

Pittsburgh Barbies

  Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater Pittsburgh market:   "Upper Saint Clair Barbie" This princess Barbie is sold only at T...
Posted by WILL I AM on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST

Coming soon

        COMING SOON!   I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Poli...
Posted by WILL I AM on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:22:00 PST

speeding drivers

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!...
Posted by WILL I AM on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Irish jokes

Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Oldies Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he'd just been run over by a train.His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised ...
Posted by WILL I AM on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

Remember common sense?

AnnouncingToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,Mr. Common Sense.Mr. Sense had been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how oldhe was since his birth records were long agolost in...
Posted by WILL I AM on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

I had to post this it's so damn cute

A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progressed, ...
Posted by WILL I AM on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:00:00 PST

bringin the funny

1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Sudde...
Posted by WILL I AM on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

rye bread

>Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.>>The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.>>The 80 year old was amazed at...
Posted by WILL I AM on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

TOP EIGHT MORONS

Subject: Fw: TOP 8 MORONS   It takes all kinds TOP 8 MORONS 1 . WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual lead...
Posted by WILL I AM on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

Top 17 country songs

Top 17 Country Songs17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You14....
Posted by WILL I AM on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:45:00 PST