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Random acts of Retardation

About Me

is the heartwarming story of a crazy girl and a dead poodle. In 1984, while chasing paparazzi off Mick Rock's villa, Eno, the French Poodle, was tragically run down by a box truck delivering frozen meat patties. Behind the wheel, pursued by authorities, was Kitty Lita, well known meat interceptor, who, just that afternoon had robbed the local McRonald's burger joint. Earlier that same day she had escaped the Morningstar insane asylum where she spent many years as a patient (case study 913) suffering from catzophrenia. During the heated police pursuit, the devious vixen took an unfortunate turn and careened off the side of a cliff into the great below. Not even the specialized Swedish swimsuit model rescue squad could save her. Flash forward to CyberHell 3000 where Satron awaited his two new arrivals. Upon their admittance they were given the choice, either join the fight of the Dark Circuit and live as Kings (or Queens for that matter) or spend eternity in Cyberhell 3000's tech support unit as civil servants, for minimum wage. Sympathetic to our heroes plight, a civil servant by the name of King Krook daringly planned their escape. After being sprung from CyberHell 3000 the duo rejected assimilation, creating the world's greatest undead Electro Pop act...or so they believeHighlights from our first show!!
Point One Music video ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/10/2007
Band Members:
Kitty Lita on Vocals
Necro Poodle on Synth+Vocals
Influences: Robots in Disguise+Dead Dog+Peaches+Fatboy Slim+Hard Knox+The Mighty Boosh+IAMX+David Bowie+Gwen Stefani+B-52's+Ladytron+M.I.A.+Depeche Mode+Berlin+Chemical Brothers+Tricky+Sneaker Pimps+Bjork+Thom Yorke+Flight of the Conchords+Alton Brown+liquor
Sounds Like: What the cat says under her breath when you're not listening
Record Label: those sticky things? ew

My Blog

Recording EP/Live tracks/Fan gallery/ in the works

Hello Randoms,NP and myself are STILL in the studio recording the rest of our EP "Disregard the Bison"If you missed out on our first show and haven't heard our two new tracks: Gotta Feed the cat and M...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:35:00 GMT

Kitty Lita and Necro Poodle Myspace

Hello fellow basket cases!We have launched separate Necro Poodle and Kitty Lita "personal" Myspace sites to give you an insight into our deranged minds!Check them out/add them/tell a friend/leave a co...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:33:00 GMT

RAoRs Super Awesome 1st Show: Review!

Hello Fellow Basket cases!First off, We'd like to personally Thank everyone who came out to our first show! We really appreciate the support and hope everyone had a blast!Necro Poodle and I had so muc...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 10:45:00 GMT

Random acts of Retardation live on 91.5’s Bizarro Theme Party!

Tune in today from 3-5pm EST during the Bizarro Theme Party on 91.5 for an interview with Random Acts of Retardation!We'll be on air about 4pm to let you know all about our first show that just passed...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:12:00 GMT

Come see us live at The Social for our first live show!

We will be playing our very first show on May 19th at The Social, supporting Blood on the dance floor and Kinetica!Doors open at 6pm and it's an all ages show!Come out and have a good dance. We'd love...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 15:49:00 GMT

We are in aeroports de montreal, stuck really...

If you want to say hello to us come to the airport. They won't let us outside. We just finished drinking some cafe creme, OUI ! its hockey season, OUI ! See you soon LONDON and Southampton.Lots of ret...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:23:00 GMT

If you look at him really fast it’s like a video

Hey creeps!We just posted 10 new pictures.These were taken during the filming of our new Point One music video. Consider it a sneak peek. Necro Poodle almost re-died when a light fixture short-circuit...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:20:00 GMT

The obligatory thank you post

(And no you haven't gone crazy, this was/is a bulletin but I figured it'll get lost in most people's sea of  posts)Hello Fellow Basket cases,We'd like to personally thank everyone for their love ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:58:00 GMT

In the studio...

Hello all!NecroPoodle and Myself have been diligently working on new material in the studio this week. So expect a new song up very soon. (by the end of the week if all goes as planned)A big thanks to...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:06:00 GMT

Coming soon...

Hello fellow basket cases, we are under a state of construction right now. Music, lyrics, and more naughty bits to come very soon.Us three odd balls spent all night writing and recording some juicy tr...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:35:00 GMT