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9inchNeal and the Lack-ThereOfs

About Me

9inchNeal originally met the Lack-ThereOfs at a Family Court case. It was soon revealed that these 4 strangers are the illegitimate children of former US President Clinton, thus out of 4 one night stands on the campaign trail, a band of (1/2) brothers was born. While the trial and subsequent child support funds are pending, the members of 9inchNeal and the Lack-ThereOfs are looking for places to play, children to entertain and like-minded musician folk.**We are than just the best band (ever); we are first and foremost a support group. If you believe that you may be a bastard child a certain former US President, then please contact us at [email protected].

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/12/2007
Band Website: www.9inchneal.com
Band Members: Tim the inTIMidator: Bass;Dan: Drums, virtuosity Neal : keys, vox
Influences: Queen, Randy Newman, Cake, Harry Nilsson, Kenny Loggins, Frank Sinatra, Charles Manson, Tom Waits, Tonio K., The Coasters, The Pixies, Kermit (the frog), ABBA, Silverchair, The Dresden Dolls, Henry Rollins, Mr. Bungle, Carol King, Disney Soundtracks, Jellyfish, John Denver, Glenn Campbell, Jacques Brel and The Three Amigos (El Tres Friends).
Sounds Like: what's missing in your personal music collection
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Acoustic Long Island

If you want to hear some great original music on Long Island you should go down to Deep Wells Mansion in St. James for Acoustic Long Island.  It's free and it's the best thing around.     I play there...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:31:00 GMT

Free CD Sampler Song List

We now have a free sampler available at all shows. The current song list is:1. It Sux to be You2. Here in the Gym3. It's Beginning to Look a lot Like Syphilis (edit)4. Scent of a Lesser Stag5. C...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:01:00 GMT

Music I wish We could Make

This demo recording may be the most emotional performance that you never heard. If only I could sing like that then maybe I wouldn't write songs about stupidity, ect., ect.. Harry Nilsson-Without ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:57:00 GMT

Stickers and Such

We're officially awesome, we have stickers. Not quit scratch and sniff unless you stick your finger in pie or something first, but they're still super fantastic! We'll be giving those and cds away f...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:59:00 GMT

Live Band

Finally there is a 4 piece band rehearsing and preping for the 9inchNeal live show, yeah, Wembley here we come. Also you should listen to Cleanliness is Innocence because it is the strangest and most...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:30:00 GMT

Poetry

A Poem to add some class to this page Category: Writing and PoetryOld Friendstodayis your birthday and you think I forgotif you knew I'd hopeyou'd feel sadthen ashamed for forgetting mine-Neal Corneal...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Music Video/ Tom must Be into Some Weird Stuff?

Over the weekend I finished my first music video for "It's Beginning to Love a Lot Like Syphilis" and quickly posted it on myspace. I knew myspace doesn't allow for pornographic images and so I made ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:33:00 GMT

Nice Moves & Sweet Tunes

Over the summer I released my debut demo the Ultra in Sound and am currently working on the follow-up Feeling Good, Looking Better. If anybody would like any of these tunes I'd be happy to email them...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 14:42:00 GMT