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Property Inspector- Don't F with Me!!

Better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass!

About Me

Well, those who know me say I'm a nice guy, perhaps too nice. You might say I'm a pushover, but I just say I'm easygoing. I also make stupid jokes often. You might say I'm immature, but I say I'm fun. I rock to lotsa rock and metal bands. I play guitar too; I'm not great, but I have fun. My philosophy on life is that it is full of serious moments, duties, and people. Why not make it as enjoyable as a serious experience can be? I hate my "innocent" label, but others just feel that is a fitting image for me, so they are disappointed to see I'm not perfect. Who is anyway?
You Are 24 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?Funny... I'm 21, but I look 15... and I act 24? Odd combination.
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My Interests

rock music, concerts, my computer, girls, bowling, pool, nothin outta the ordinary

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Bagwell-- he's my favorite athlete; Russell Crowe, Vince Vaughn, and Tom Hanks-- great actors, and I hear the first two are both jerks, but I see the good in all people so I think I could get past their arrogance just because I enjoy their movies; Seth Macfarlane-- the genius behind Family Guy; The guys from 311-- I've heard that aside from being awesome musicians, they're awesome guys to talk to; Dimebag Darrel (RIP)-- heard way too much about him not to like him, and he was an AMAZING guitarist; My uncle John-- never got to meet him since he died of cancer before I was born, but my dad (his bro) said I woulda loved him

Music:

ok here goes: 311, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Cold, Dark New Day, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Element Eighty, Finger 11, Flaw, Godsmack, Ill Nino, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Linkin Park, Metallica, Mudvayne, Seether, Sevendust, Slipknot, Soil, Soilwork, Spineshank, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Taproot, Threat Signal, Trivium, Trust Company, Unearth, Unloco, and a few others I may have missed... that's just what I have on my computer.

Movies:

the Sandlot, Face/Off, 40-Year-Old Virgin, and craploads more, but I don't feel like naming them all right now.

Television:

Don't watch much, but I like that new show Head Cases, Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfeld, and what do I hate? REALITY TV. It's not real and it's not entertaining. It's stupid. If I wanna watch someone choose a guy to marry that they haven't known but a television season, then see them eat a cricket inside a pit of snakes and cow urine, and then they go back for seconds because crickets are all they can eat or they get voted off, and I feel a chill from the bowels of hell, then, and ONLY then, will I be interested in reality tv.

Books:

I don't read much... if I do, it's like a guitar magazine or something.

Heroes:

Jeff Bagwell-- I hope he recovers completely... Myself-- If I consider myself a hero, I don't have to change because I'm already exactly like who I want to be. :)

My Blog

Stressed, Irked, and Kinda Cranky

Alright. It's 12:40 in the morning, and, not surprisingly, I'm the only one up in the house. I like it this way; it gives me time to vent and think. Recently, Cristalynn has begun talking to her ex. N...
Posted by An Ice Cold Big Mouth Mickey on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

Out in la la land...

    I sit here in my awesome room set-up (recliner where I can see both the TV and my computer, comfortably reclined), drifting aimlessly through my friends list. My purpose? Oh, I'm ju...
Posted by An Ice Cold Big Mouth Mickey on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:49:00 PST

I AM that guy... and I'm sorry

I AM the guy I said I wouldn't be.  I've become unreliable.  Maybe I just try to do too much, and am ridiculously unrealistic with my time.  I work 40 hours a week and I seem to think I...
Posted by An Ice Cold Big Mouth Mickey on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:28:00 PST

first entry = boring

Well I finally got a MySpace.  Everyone and their dog's cousin has one so I might as well.  I found some cool people I don't get to see much though, just by lookin at other people's pages.&n...
Posted by An Ice Cold Big Mouth Mickey on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 09:49:00 PST