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tengu

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About Me

Time for a change...Im back from Iraq now, and evaluating many things in my life. If you want to know more about me, feel free to ask away. My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Wit
((66% dark, 38% spontaneous, 31% vulgar))
your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARKYou like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky GervaisThe 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules -If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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My Blog

Blown up!

Lightning. Like being inside lightning. That's the only way I could describe it. One minute the dusty road rolling ahead of me, the next, bam! It was hot, and I'm talking a heat that could make an igu...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:26:00 GMT

playing with old ideas

Alexander Vitas stood before the old ornately designed chest illuminated by a single beam of light through the attic window. It seemed to highlight the chest in a dusty spotlight as it shone though, ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:22:00 GMT

infidel blues

Harr. Hot. Allah Akbar.  The charges placed careful, sweat dripping down my face as I wait for the infidel. Armored bugs are what they look like, bristling with lead tipped stingers.   The A...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:09:00 GMT

A Day...

I awake and think what is there to do,Balancing the day with wants and needs, family and self.The smell of coffee strong and bright in the room, shining in the air, drifting.Noises, kids awake, kids' ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:13:00 GMT

My son

Thought I would let people know a little more about me. Something some people dont know about me is that I have a 3 year old son with a heart condition. One of the reasons I joined the Army was becaus...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 13:07:00 GMT

The story of my life

High school seemed like such a blurI didn't have much interest in sports or school electionsAnd in class I dreamed all dayAbout a rock 'n' roll weekendAnd the girl in the front of the roomSo close yet...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:47:00 GMT

The Devil's Gauntlet

The Devil's Gauntlet I remember the first time I saw it. Sitting in an old musty chest in my grandfathers attic. It sat there locked away among his World War two memorabilia and pictures,in a small...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:22:00 GMT

Movies

Todays topic is going to about movies. Now I'm not really going to dicuss the intracacies of high art, but Im going to give you my take on them. Movies, and films , much like music have a wide variety...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:09:00 GMT

Combat Action Badge

Hello loyal readers and true bellivers... Yesterday was an intersting day. I was finally awarded my CAB, or Combat Action Badge. For those of you who dont know, a few months ago the patrol I was on, a...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 04:24:00 GMT

Iraq..the saga continues...

So. Now that I have your attention, I thought I would tell everyone what a lovely time Iraq is. Its really more fun than you can shake a stick at, or should I say perhaps an M-16a2 service rifle. Most...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 23:47:00 GMT