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Nobody

Save your applause for the end.

About Me

I'm a night owl. Light hurts my eyes. I suck at relationships. I nit-pick everything I do. I'm generally known as "the quiet one." I'm not stuck up, I don't think I'm better than anyone, I don't follow, I don't have my head stuck up my ass, my eyes are wide open, I have an open mind, I appreciate what I got, I'm good at what I do, I'm funny when I'm tired and I leave well enough alone if it leaves me alone. It takes a lot to bust through my wall, but I usually let the good ones in. If you take advantage of that, you better chickity-check yourself before I wreck yourself. I'm a Scorpio. RTFM.
Other mantastic facts about me:
I'm addicted to Taco Bell. I'm a computer freak. I'm a video game fanatic. I tried saving a baby crow once. I had my appendix out at the age of 9-ish. I've never broken a bone... of mine. I have an astigmatism. I'm a middle child. I fuckin' HATE spiders. I have a spooky connection with the number 2. I'm right, you're wrong. If I'm not right, you're still wrong. I love cats 'cause they automatically know where to shit. I love dogs, too. I dig sleep.
Some tunes:
Dualbase :: Montreal webdesign :: the home of FLAM player
Flam Player :: Macromedia Flash mp3 player :: the home of FLAM player
Xbox Live:
Favorite quote(s):
"Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember, others may hate you. Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." - Nixon
"I've lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see." - Dexter Morgan

My Interests

Video games, movies, music, pirates, zombies, the paranormal, football, bowling, pool, miniature golf, dodgeball, nascar, slurpees, hotrods, drawing, web design, writing, poetry, comics, MMA, BMX, star gazing, and almost anything that blows heat 'cause I'm always effin' cold.

I'd like to meet:

MacGyver.

Music:

I like almost everything. Mostly good ol' rock & roll, breakbeat and oldschool. Hate MTV, love oldies, dig love songs.

Deadsy, Scorpions, Static-X, Dokken, Depeche Mode, H.I.M., Judas Priest, Deftones, Tesla, Black Sabbath, Three Days Grace, Nirvana, Powerman 5000, The Cure, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, Led Zeppelin, STP, Def Leppard, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, AFI, Billy Idol, Alice In Chains, Boston, Great White, INXS, Jack Off Jill, The Misfits, Mindless Self Indulgence, Pantera, Beastie Boys, Silverchair, The Doors, Tool, The Who, The Mamas and the Papas, V.A.S.T., Buddy Holly, GnR, Death In Vegas, AC/DC, Hendrix, Sugar Ray (old), Tears For Fears, The Animals, Credence Clearwater Revival, Eric Clapton, The Fixx, A-Ha, Oingo Boingo, Bananarama, Nas, Modest Mouse, Prodigy, Joe Satriani, Parliament, Public Enemy, George Clinton, Seether, Stray Cats, Type O Negative, Van Morrison, The Eagles, Zombies, NWA, Los Lobos, Lovin' Spoonful, Sugar Hill Gang, Kool and the Gang, Grand Master Flash, Jimmy Eat World, Puya, The Ramones, The Clash, Beck, Earshot, Bryan Adams, and buttfuckin' loads more.

Movies:

Anything with Bruce Campbell, Big Trouble In Little China, Indiana Jones, Mad Max, Back To The Future, American Graffiti, Boondock Saints, Memento, Deuces Wild, Gladiator, Heat, Swingers, mobster/old horror flicks (love zombie movies), spaghetti westerns and pretty much any movies with cars (Wheels of Terror, Duel (1971), Christine, The Car, etc.). But I'll watch anything once 'cause I'm cool like that (Except gay pr0n (Lesbian pr0n is okay)).

Television:

Lost, CSI, Prison Break, Eureka, Heroes, Dexter, lots of History Channel and *cough*soaps*fart*.

Books:

Readers are plentiful, thinkers are rare.

Heroes:

My mom, brothers, grandparents, Dane Cook and Bruce Campell.