I'm Andy and i'm the biggest cynic you are ever likely to meet
I often say things that people consider highly inappropriate, but if i think of something funny to say, I have to unleash it.
I'm always thinking of schemes to get into places for free or make money without actually having to work. Needless to say, most of these schemes fail.
I have tattoos on my leg, back, wrist and I'm 4 hours into a half sleeve, as soon as i get more money i'm finishing it off. Don't bother with the 'what are they going to look like when you're 80?' argument. I don't care what they will look like when i'm 80. I'll be more bothered about whether I can wipe my own arse and refrain from pissing myself. At leasy my wrinkly,sagging skin will be nice and colourful. Plus, I have a history of heart disease in my family, so i'll probably die before I reach 80 anyway.
I rant a LOT
People who don't know the difference between YOU'RE and YOUR. It's just basic grammar, not really that difficult. You're= you are Your = possessive eg. your bag.
I hate fashion trends, especially this 80s revival nostalgia bollocks. The 80s never was any good, get over it.Stop pretending, through 'ironic' uses of the words 'David Haselhoff,' that it was anything more than a decade destroyed by Thatcher and made even worse by the mass wearing of shellsuits.
Despite being a student, I feel that the majority of the student population are 'wacky' morons who have some sort of superiority complex over those who don't go to university.
I don't really like the majority of clubs. I find them to be full of idiots dancing to shit music, drinking the horrendous hell juice that is vodka and red bull. Everywhere seems to play boring generic indie music like the kooks and razorlight - boring, heartless, passionless, soulless, sound-a-like shite.
I'm usually pretty shy when i first meet people in group situations. However if you meet me one on one, i'll probably talk at you for ages.
If there's a camera near me, its pretty much guaranteed to have a photo of me pulling a stupid face on it. I have a placticine face and satans eyebrows.
I'm a vegetarian, but not a preachy one. So please don't be a preachy meat eater-this includes eating meat right in front of my face going 'yuuuum, its so tasty' (you're not the first person to have done it, and it wasnt funny the first time)
I absolutely love Mustangs, especially the 64-69 editions
So yeah, thats me.
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