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Lost For Words, Far from Speechless

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About Me


I'm Andy and i'm the biggest cynic you are ever likely to meet
I often say things that people consider highly inappropriate, but if i think of something funny to say, I have to unleash it.
I'm always thinking of schemes to get into places for free or make money without actually having to work. Needless to say, most of these schemes fail.
I have tattoos on my leg, back, wrist and I'm 4 hours into a half sleeve, as soon as i get more money i'm finishing it off. Don't bother with the 'what are they going to look like when you're 80?' argument. I don't care what they will look like when i'm 80. I'll be more bothered about whether I can wipe my own arse and refrain from pissing myself. At leasy my wrinkly,sagging skin will be nice and colourful. Plus, I have a history of heart disease in my family, so i'll probably die before I reach 80 anyway.
I rant a LOT
People who don't know the difference between YOU'RE and YOUR. It's just basic grammar, not really that difficult. You're= you are Your = possessive eg. your bag.
I hate fashion trends, especially this 80s revival nostalgia bollocks. The 80s never was any good, get over it.Stop pretending, through 'ironic' uses of the words 'David Haselhoff,' that it was anything more than a decade destroyed by Thatcher and made even worse by the mass wearing of shellsuits.
Despite being a student, I feel that the majority of the student population are 'wacky' morons who have some sort of superiority complex over those who don't go to university.
I don't really like the majority of clubs. I find them to be full of idiots dancing to shit music, drinking the horrendous hell juice that is vodka and red bull. Everywhere seems to play boring generic indie music like the kooks and razorlight - boring, heartless, passionless, soulless, sound-a-like shite.
I'm usually pretty shy when i first meet people in group situations. However if you meet me one on one, i'll probably talk at you for ages.
If there's a camera near me, its pretty much guaranteed to have a photo of me pulling a stupid face on it. I have a placticine face and satans eyebrows.
I'm a vegetarian, but not a preachy one. So please don't be a preachy meat eater-this includes eating meat right in front of my face going 'yuuuum, its so tasty' (you're not the first person to have done it, and it wasnt funny the first time)
I absolutely love Mustangs, especially the 64-69 editions
So yeah, thats me.


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My Interests

Going to gigs, buying new CDs, film-making, trying to learn acoustic guitar.Just generally ranting too much.

These short films are masterpieces:

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks, Rowan Atkinson, Steve Coogan, Bruce Parry, Louis Theroux, Richard Linklater, doug stanhopeStanhope on Freedom
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Music:

Is played using instruments, or so i've been told.

PUNK ROCK - in all its various forms

SKA

Songs with passion, songs with meaning.

Movies:

Requiem for a dream, city of god, 13 (tzameti), the proposition, old boy, pi, irreversible, la haine, clockwork orange, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, snatch, lock stock, amore perros, a scanner darkly, waking life, Dr Strangelove, Rear Window, Brick, Napoleon Dynamite, Apocalypse Now, the royal tenenbaums, Before Sunset, After Sunset, Crash, Delicatessen, Amelie, Dear Wendy, Fast Food Nation, Memento, withnail and I
more but im bored of thinking of films

Television:

Reality TV must die.

DOCUMENTARIES

Books:

Currently reading TRIBE by Bruce Parry

Heroes:

"The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages"- Banksy
"Its better to be hated for what you are, than to be loved for what you are not" - Andre Gide
" Disobedience is mans original virtue, it is through disobedience that progress is made" - Oscar Wilde
"Is it our duty to die for governments and for gods? / Is it our privilege to slave for market and industry? / Is it our right to follow laws set to scare and oppress? / Is it our gift to stay in line and will it take away the blame? / We can no longer pay the price / We'll get organized / We will no longer believe that working for you will set us free." - The Refused
"It's my belief that history is a wheel. "Inconsistency is my very essence" -says the wheel- "Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don't complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away". ..
Heroes- parents, brother

My Blog

us them ourselves they who

Money and material success, humanity forgotten.Blindly chase the economy, nothing but numbers floating through the air. Paper notes with an un-elected monarch staring back at you, reminding you. If pa...
Posted by Lost For Words, Far from Speechless on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

A few words

"Life, they"Theyre everywhere. Slowly shuffling along the pavements, heads down, desperately avoiding awkward eye contact. Swallowed by the shadows of  skyscrapers and office blocks that tower hi...
Posted by Lost For Words, Far from Speechless on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:52:00 PST

the hideous she beast that is anne widdecombe

 Anne Widdecombe drove up my road today shouting things through a loud speaker. She was wedged in the sunroof, her large rolls of fat spilling out onto the roof, gently sweating. It was not a pre...
Posted by Lost For Words, Far from Speechless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Posting every minute of your life in a bulletin

Why is it some people on Myspace feel the need to post every minute of their life in a bulletin? Eg. 'I just had a shit, but it didnt smell, and required minimal wiping' Who Really cares?! I don't wan...
Posted by Lost For Words, Far from Speechless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

'Not My President'

I'm sure all of you have seen at least one person before wearing a t shirt with george bush's face on, with 'Not my president' written underneath it. This is all very well, i'm sure many people in Ame...
Posted by Lost For Words, Far from Speechless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a little rant about the OC

The OC is an utterly ridiculous program. They manage to string out a program for a whole hour, just on the problems teenagers and their parents are having living in the Orange County. I fail to see wh...
Posted by Lost For Words, Far from Speechless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST