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bert

if evolution is outlawed only outlaws will evolve

About Me

i am a self assured individual. i dont try to fit in with any one stereo type. i believe laws were made for lesser men that lack the courage to do what is necessary. there is no consequnce worse then knowing that you could have made a difference if you only had the testiculuar fortitude to do what is necessary. i take on my problems head on no matter what or who they are. i am loyal to my friends and extremely hard to get along with. i have an opinion and a voice, not always the best combonation. i am educated but i dont think i am better then anyone.
You Are The Chariot
You represent a difficult battle, and a well-deserved victory.
You tend to struggle to get what you want, both internally and externally.
You excel at controlling opposing forces, getting down the same path.
In the end, you bring glory and success - using pure will to move forward.
Your fortune:
There is great conflict in your life right now, either with yourself or others.
You must find a solution to this conflict, which is likely to be a "middle road" between the two forces.
You posses the skills to triumph over these struggles, as long as your will is strong.
You are transforming your inner self, building a better foundation for future successes. What Tarot Card Are You?
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You have a sexual IQ of 146
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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My Interests

playin pool, hangin out with the boys, hikin with a loaded gun...i mean huntin, and most important tryin to figure out how to spend all day with my girl friend

I'd like to meet:

anyone that is laid back. you know what i found the girl i will love forever and if one person trys to bring her dread they will wish that they had been still born cuz my wrath will will not end till there whole family is forgotten in a pile of ashes. stephanie i love you and no matter how i act i dont want you to leave.

Music:

as long as i think it is decent and has an actual meaning then i will listen to it

Movies:

action, adventure, comedy, and oh yeah anything where you either piss yourself, double over in pain, shit explodes or all the above.

Television:

i watch it once in awhile but nuthin stands out

Books:

i like greek mythology and anything else where there is an adventure which includes but not limited to harry potter, king arthur, merlin, i also like self defense books cuz i also wanna learn more

Heroes:

my heroes include firefighters the police officers that give a shit about there job and not the typical doughnut eatin lazy son of a bitch that uses his authority to save 20 cents at dunkin doughnuts or flashes his lights to make it home faster, the single parent that works to make a better life for there kid(s) and of course my fellow brothers in arms

My Blog

if santa dont go to your house here is the reason

A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to sc...
Posted by bert on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

dear alcohol

Dear Alcohol:First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan ofyours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. Theperfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even a...
Posted by bert on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

wow

INCREDIBLE DOG STORY NOT ALL HEROES ARE PEOPLE ~ ~ ~  James Crane worked on the 101st floor of Tower 1 of the World Trade Center. He is blind so he has a golden retriever named Daisy. After&...
Posted by bert on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:50:00 PST