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Scarecrow

I Once Shoved So Many Fireflies Up My Nose That My Eyes Lit Up

About Me

My name is Liam. I'm insane, yet sometimes normal. I don't trust women. I like to drink, laugh, and be stupid. I'm basically just the most awesome person alive.
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Name: Liam
Birthday: 4/16/83
Birthplace: Norwalk, CT
Current Location: Bethel, CT
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German, Lithuanian, and a slew of others
Your Nickname(s): L.T., Scarecrow, Friday, L-Dog, Bear, Jimmy O. Sturges, LGS
Your Weakness: Being too nice sometimes
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Just cheese is fine by me
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: The same goal I have every year: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't use an IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is that my hand down there?
Your Best Physical Feature: Gotta be the taint
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: The one's I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: MUG root beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Either is fine
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl them bitches together
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: I sizzle
Do you Swear: Like a Marine should
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Not sure
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Well, I'm not imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I've been told that I am
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: A few, but mainly guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a box, no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Does standing naked in the middle of the street while it's raining count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: That's what they tell me, but I don't recall those nights at all.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: No. I've had a couple close fights, but I always came out the winner.
Ever Shoplifted: Yup
How do you want to Die: Legends never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A ventriliquist dummy. But not one of those cheap ones. I want to be one of those high quality ones that people are afraid will come alive at night and attack them. And I'd want my name to be Mr. Bibbles.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Germany, and Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brownish
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length or longer
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Not alot
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 10
Number of CDs I own: Only a handful
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. I thought there was something, but it was just another experience in my life.
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Cran-Rasberry Juice
Color ? Green
Food ? Something Yummy
Item of clothing ? Jacket
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? Sense of humor, common sense, etc. But she's gotta be cute.
Phrase ? "What about my meat?"
Song ? Too many to choose
Musical Artist/Band ? Phish, Eve 6, RHCP, SP, and all the kick ass groups of the 80's and 90's
Sport ? Football
Movie ? The Shawshank Redemption
TV Show ? South Park, and House, but I haven't seen either in a while
Radio Station ? 95.1, 95.9, and 106.9
Type of Chocolate ? Dark
Eye Color ? Don't really care
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? I had a dog but had to put him down because of cancer when he was 15
Have any piercings ? No
Have any tatoos ? Not yet
Cheat on a girlfriend Never
Gone skinny dipping ? Yes
Been to Europe ? not yet
Been to an island ? Kinda
Had stitches ? Yup.
Broken any bones ? A few. A few of my knuckles, my toe, my wrist, my leg, my ribs, and my back.
Been stabbed/shot ? Not stabbed, but sliced. And shot at, but not shot.
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yes
Stayed up all night ? I've stayed up for a few days in a row, without even a nap. That kinda sucked.
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? Yes
Turned down a dare ? Depends
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Sure
Kiss someone of the same sex ? No
Cheat on someone you love ? No
Run away from home ? Sure
Lie to your parents ? Done it
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? Depends
Lie to your best friend ? Depends
Give a homeless person money ? Done it
Run from the police ? Done it. Which is why I've never been arrested.
Bungee jump ? Not yet
Sky dive ? Not yet
Cross dress ? Maybe for money
Be an exotic dancer ? Maybe
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Done it.
Scuba dive ? Done it
Go rock climbing ? Done it
Go spulunking (caving) ? Done it
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? White rapper
Bologna ? Oscar Mayer
Hott ? Most girls I know
Orange ? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Real world ? Don't watch Mtv. I did when they used to play music.
Jack ? Black........Tenacious D
Cucumber ? A lonely woman
Uniform ? My uniforms from the Marines
UniCORN ! ? A horse you can have bull fights with
Rainbow ? Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog
Clown ? Did you ever wake up laughing, only to find a clown in your room? Or, have you ever woken up crying, only to find a dead clown next to your bed?
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.. You scored as Special Ops. Special ops. You're sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don't come into contact with people. But everyonce in a while you hit it big and are noticed and given fame. Your given the more sensitive problems. You get things done, and do what has to be done."VULCAN NECK PINCH!!!" "owww.......(slump)"

Special Ops


100%

Combat Infantry


88%

Officer


81%

Medic


75%

Support Gunner


75%

Engineer


75%

Artillery/Armor


25%

Civilian


0%
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.. You scored as Marines. Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).

Marines


100%

Army


82%

Air Force


64%

Coast Guard


29%

Navy


21%
Which branch of the Military are you?
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My Interests

Music (playing as well as listening), fishing, driving, games, fixing things, making jokes, watching movies, anything fun and exciting, and playing JJ&H (ladies if you want to know about this game, I'd love to show you how to play)You are a happy drunk

When you are drunk, nothing gets you down. You are friendly with everyone, and probably get free drinks all the time because you are so nice to everyone.

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I'd like to meet:

Other people I guess...but no uggos. My heart HATES uggos.

Music:

I listen to every type of music: reggae, classical, rock, metal, country, blues, jazz, punk, ska, some rap, etc. If it has a good beat or is well done, odds are I'll like it.I see that people like to list some of the bands that they like here, so I decided to list some also.Gov't Mule (Warren Haynes solo too), Phish (Trey's solo stuff too), Leo Kottke, Böhse Onkelz, Ill Nino, Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, The String Cheese Incident, Death Cab for Cutie, Smashing Pumpkins, Guns n' Roses, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Incubus, Green Day, Alice in Chains, Audioslave, Primus (Les Claypool and the Flying Frog Brigade, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains), Led Zeppelin, John Butler Trio, Keller Williams, Jimi Hendrix, Godsmack, Eve 6, Foghat, Slayer, Frank Zappa (Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention), Evanescence, Eric Clapton, The Doors, Dream Theater, Donald Fagen, Steely Dan, Cream, Daft Punk, Buckethead, AC/DC, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Jem, Jethro Tull, Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, most of the "Pickin' On" series, Nicklecreek, Nickleback, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Puddle of Mudd, Polaris, R.E.M., Pantera, Rammstein, Steve Kimock Band, Allman Brothers, Rage Against the Machine, Radiohead, Sevendust, Seether, Shinedown, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Static-X, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steppenwolf, Boston, Blind Faith, DURAN DURAN, They Might Be Giants, Vicky Nolan, Santana, Doll House, Slayer, Tegan and Sara, Tenacious D, Velvet Revolver, Hot Tuna, Derek Trucks, Tommy Emmanuel, Disturbed, Deep Purple, Def Leppard, Christina Aguilera, Blues Traveler, Avril Lavigne, B.B. King, Miles Davis, Nat King Cole, Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra, Blue Oyster Cult, Coda, Daddy Yankee, Akon, Arthur Brown, Staind, Arlo Guthrie ("Alice's Restaurant"), 50 Cent, 2Pac, Jane's Addiction, Hole, Deftones, Eminem, Golden Earing, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Greatful Dead, Queen, Crosby Stills and Nash, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley and the Whalers, Stevie Wonder, Weezer, The Cure, Depeche Mode..... Well, you get the idea. I didn't even come close to all of the bands/groups/performers that I like. But, that should do for now.When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. -Jimi Hendrix

Movies:

I like so many types of movies. Comedies, horror, action/adventure,almost every genre. Here's a little list of some of my favorites. TOP GUN, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Black Hawk Down, Paper Moon, Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day, Underworld, Secondhand Lions, Scarface, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, American History X, "O Brother, Where Art Thou?", Casino, The Matrix, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Leathel Weapon Quadrilogy, Napoleon Dynamite (I think I like it more that most people because Napoleon reminds me almost exactly of someone I know). And you gotta love anything with Christopher Walken. But my all time favorite movie is The Shawshank Redemption.And my all time favorite movie title is "The Splendiferous Zeppelin Adventures of Philliam H. Muffman" from The Colbert Report.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Mountain Stage, Austin City Limits. And who could forget The Adventures of Pete and Pete, 21 Jump Street, or Pee-Wee's Playhouse? Not me.

Books:

My brother's book:

Heroes:

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are an assassin.
That means you are a proffessional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it. In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people. Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good. At least, that's what people think. Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten. In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
Main weapon: Sniper
Quote:"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy" -Jim Rohn
Facial expression: Narrowed eyes
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