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About Me

You'd be surprised How little I knew Even up to yesterday

My Interests

People, bars, literature, art, music, food, sex, writing, painting, photography, design, drinking, late nights, long baths.

I'd like to meet:

Funky Chickens, Skunk Pussies, Harlem Shufflers, Toilet Traders, Kiddie Fiddlers, Midnight Ramblers, Nickle'n'Dimers, Curbside Crawlers, Day Dreamers, Street Preachers, Sexual Gymnasts, Idiot Savants, Dirty Diggers, Day Trippers, Big Pimpers, and anyone who knows where I can buy a decent cannoli.

Music:

jazz, soul, funk, hiphop, D'n'B, rock'n'roll, Reggae, Johnny Cash, shameless sentimental bollocks, Sam Cooke, Aretha, JB, special thankx to Public Enemy and big up to the ODB - things just ain't the same.

Movies:

no bullshit summer blockbuster

Television:

Books:

UK - Shakespeare, Blake, Worsworth, Dickens, Lawrence, Rushdie, Larkin, M Amis, Page 3USA - Melville, Whitman, TS Elliot, Ginsberg, Bakara, Mailer, Baldwin, L Cohen, Hustler

Heroes:

Wily Coyote, Minister Farrakhan

My Blog

The Mysterious Tale of the Angry Shrew

My mate Topher needed to enter a competition to win a tour bus for his band so I wrote the following as a favor. I took a few liberties with the truth...THE MYSTERIOUS TALE OF THE ANGRY SHREW R...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

Big Apple Babe!

Yes folks, the time has come to get cunted in a new city. And by cunted, I mean have meaningful experiences that help me grow spiritually. New York awaits. Bit of a strange time to g...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:46:00 PST

Haiku untitled

Last nights shoes by the chair, the open window, Where we talked for a while....
Posted by Paul on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:54:00 PST

haiku entitled 'october'

Fire on the hills, Ashen musical moon, Sad lullaby, baby....
Posted by Paul on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:53:00 PST

important!!

so i have long been on a journey of experimentation and discovery. i have eaten food from street vendors in marakesh and cooly wondered if i would be poisoned. i have fallen down drunk man...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 05:29:00 PST

Creepy McCreeperson

My friend Chris came up with a concept that has gotten me thinking (well, not really thinking, that would be a stupid thing to genuinely dedicate any deep thought towards, so let us say I am mildly am...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:21:00 PST

not your average family

here's a series of emails that just went back and forth between my dad, my uncle (both in england) and me... FROM DAD: Mags is driving me nuts by laughing in bed at a book she's reading. I'd read a re...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guano resonations

thinking of London lately made me remeber this poem I wrote a while back..... guano resonations why so smile when tho...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

londoners are stronger than your pussy-faced jihad

Today a bunch of pussy claat cunts bombed my city. What they might not have realized is the sheer grit and steel that londoners are born with. Did you see anyone screaming and running?&nbs...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy days, hilarious nights

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I KEEP WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LAUGHING. I ACTUALLY WAKE MYSELF UP! EITHER THIS 'ERB IS FUCKING GOOD OR I TELL GREAT JOKES IN MY DREAMS. LAUG...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST