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vanessa

tough as nails and built like a battle ax

About Me

-i'm a cool chica. laid back but still high maintenance. i have awesome mermaid hair. i love to wear high heels and push up bras.
-my little boston terrier is my child.
-i laugh at everything.
-i wanna job where i work in an office and do bitch work. is that weird?
-i love halo. i'm sorry, but team slayer is where it's at.
-i know i'm a diva. i don't care. i even gave shit to the cop that arrested me "uh, yeah. i don't know what i'm sitting on, so... no. i'm not sitting there." (i'm talking about getting into the backseat of his car while in handcuffs. i know, divas don't get arrested. unless they speed and don't pay for it.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

friends. not much more can come outta myspace. i could have one fuck of a party with all these damn people.

Music:

my musical tastes are everywhere. deftones are my absolute favorite though. forever and ever i will love queen. yay queen. i also like scary canary. because i'm a good big sis

Movies:

kill bill series, count of monte cristo, the sweetest thing, super troopers, pulp fiction, desperado, shaun of the dead, oh brother where art thou?

Television:

will and grace, family guy, the l word, entourage. i watch most of these when my dad burns them without commercials. commercials blow.

Books:

hoochie mama- the other white meat, lap dancing for mommy, flaming iguanas, the bride stripped bare, lovely bones, dirty girls social club, uglies

My Blog

birthday!

so the birthday has come and gone. i really wish my bf would have been here for it, but there will be others.... saturday i worked (PLUS my favorite manny EVER called me JUST to sing happy birthday ...
Posted by vanessa on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

countdown!

10 FirstsFirst best friend: dude. i don't know. my friends were always shady. oh wait!!!! jennifer fisher, a reporters daughter. BFF!First screen name: lexie69. hahahaFirst real kiss: tim gilger in th...
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

revised.

WHIP OUT YOUR CELL:last missed call - mom but i called myself from her brand new pimpin phone... does that count?last received call- jennifer bedwell (jer's mom)last call made- anisa (eyebrow lady)las...
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:52:00 PST

so wow....

so i cut the hair off. the mermaid hair is gone people. i think it's super short (just below the shoulders) but everyone says it's still long. i just think that's the excuse because they didn't notice...
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:34:00 PST

so why am i a shitty friend?

dear friends of mine outside of the myspace world, lets just start this out with a warning- this isn't supposed to be funny or cutesy. nor is it supposed to be sarcastic or mean. not that that has bee...
Posted by vanessa on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 01:17:00 PST

bored like WOAH

WHIP OUT YOUR CELL:last missed call - ryanlast received call- worklast call made- dadlast text received- jeremyCURRENT:what channel is the tv on? none. but i got the l word playinwhat song is playing:...
Posted by vanessa on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:58:00 PST

BLAH

i want to stab things i cried all day yesterday. i don't want to do this fucking paper.
Posted by vanessa on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:00:00 PST

i love frank sinatra.... but i'm bored

10 FirstsFirst best friend: danielle fisher. john fishers daughter. then they moved to virginia. she was a beauty queen and now she has a kid.First screen name: something along the lines of lexie...Fi...
Posted by vanessa on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 01:58:00 PST

halloween

well folks! halloween is upon us and i'm totally excited, mainly because i know it's not going to be like last year (drink WAY too much, hit car, don't remember), but i'm going out tothat huge block ...
Posted by vanessa on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 02:10:00 PST

drinkin survey!

1. Have you ever been drunk? pffft. 2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? like 14. at school for crissakes3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? yes.4. Have you ever 'drun...
Posted by vanessa on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:07:00 PST