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Russell DeMorte

doctor doctor im a goin mad

About Me

i am a robot with tourettes syndrome.im just another fucktard with half a brain and a creative streak. i am proof that God has a sense of Humor.

My Interests

art, skateboarding, film-making, philosophical discussion, bauhaus, office coffee, anger, spiced chai, skateboarding related activities, shoes, keyboard short-cuts, womens jeans, dry denim, buffalo exchange, art related activities, collecting vulcanized mid-tops, bitterness, skateboarding and not falling down, being pretentious, photoshop, general elitist activities, irritating "normies" (this is usually accomplished by simply existing), smoking to much, dominae noctuswhats far more interesting to most it seems however, are all the items that i dislike....but there isnt a section for that, so i guess im fucked there

Music:

BAUHAUS, Xiu Xiu, Lou Reed, Peter Murphy, Tones on Tail, Joy Division, Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie & the Banshees, TRex, Syd Barret, Pink Floyd, Richard Hell, david bowie, velvet underground, iggy pop. ADULTperiod, The Presets, Bubonic Plague, Genders, placebo, oingo boingo, the smiths, depeche mode, new order, berlin, talking heads, and the remainder of the 80's new wave shithole, kronos quartet, boards of canada, biosphere, freescha, portishead, blonde redhead, the Hacker, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan...Basically, its all the stuff that will either give you a headache or bore you to death...i have proof if you need it

Movies:

a clockwork orange, fight club, memento, donnie darko, a scanner darkly, renaissance, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, man on fire, blade runner, dune, taxidriver, scarface, the graduate, igby goes down, garden state, i heart huckabees, goodbye lenin, big fish, plan 9 from outer space, the hunger, snatch, trainspotting, about schmidt, office space, nightmare before christmas, kill bill, lord of the rings, old star wars, the first matrix, this is skateboarding, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS

Television:

there really is no need for that device...

Books:

the abolition of man, a clockwork orange, 1984, a culture of narcissism, a million little pieces, the wanting seed, dracula, brave new world, ape and essence, the Friedrich Nietzsche library, doors of perception of heaven and hell, the death of satan, THE BIBLE.ya, those kinda books...the ones with actual substance to them

Heroes:


Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

My Blog

Machine Nation: Fall in Line

Part 2: Fall in Line   The first fault in society always lies with the individuals that compromise its general populous.   We as a society are weak and distracted.   Instead of ...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Machine Nation

Where is this Brave New World that we had so expected the new millennium to usher in? Instead of the Age of Aquarius we got the first hint of a world to come. A world where we truly have found out tha...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

987654321

EIGHT lasts: 8. last cigarette:right before lunch 7. last beverage:coffee concoction that i created 6. last phone call:David R 5. last text message:Gmail 4. last cd played:im a digital music kind...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

About Me: Archived

attention myspace whores...russ hell has a new profile. pretend to give a shit for about 5 seconds, pretend that this is real life and that this short paragraph will sum up 22 odd years of existence. ...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

overtly typical

MOST HATED...FRUIT: Citrus in general...except for tangerinesCANDY: the hard kind, and most chocolate stuffBEVERAGE: soda in general. when you live off of the stuff for the majority of your college ex...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

Damn You Lindsay Blackwell

The Game:"The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:39:00 PST

all my friends are in the fishtank

i woke up this morning and a severed unicorns head was lying next to me. the blood was seeping onto myself as well as the sheets. i could only muster up the mental energy to conclude that the horn wou...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:04:00 PST

20th Century Boy

Section 1: oil painting gives me a headache. seriously this sucks, i thought i was supposed to be some prodigeous SOB. but no, fate has dealt me the worst cards in the last month, and getting serious ...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST

Renamed

Life sucks sometimes...thats what im starting to realize.. Most days i wish i was in acoma...why??? not like you give a flying fuck...but the key to life sucking ass...is bills...whatever they are......
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:14:00 PST

Random as all hell

holy mother of God, i havent posted a blog in ages...i dont see why i ever posted blogs in the first place. these things are merely magnets for attention...which are key devices used by those that are...
Posted by Russell DeMorte on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 03:00:00 PST