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If:Then

Cigarettes and trampolines go together like flowers and gravy.

About Me

"(He) Substitutes words for reality, then talks about the words."

"The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's how I likes it." - Abe Simpson

www.myspace.com/belleandkyle

"Music flies to me from somewhere and grows in my body, and it flies somewhere again after being newly born through my body."

My Interests

Music. Sound. Things that are fun and or good to eat.

I'd like to meet:

People who want to give me money for making weird noises.

a woman who will let me make love to her in a full velvet body suit on a mound of live ducklings.

Music:

Everything, with an emphasis on electronic music.

Movies:

What do you got?

Television:

Not anymore, but we've got a few adult swim dvd's and some strongbad e-mails

Books:

Yes, lots of them.

Heroes:

Christopher Walken, hands down.

My Blog

No more teachers, No more books

No more teacher's dirty looks. . . . at least not for a few more years.
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

Hiding

:poof:       I'm hidden for the next few months.     Too much drama, not enough music to show for it.       Gonna go take care of that....
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

Just because I'm not a mensa member. . .

Doesn't mean I'm an idiot.     So please don't treat me like one.
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST

stuff.

This term is going to be awesome. I'm in ARP, which means I'm back in the SSL 9000 Studio. :-DLots of things are still frustrating me, due to a run of bad karma. But I'm opting not to whine about it, ...
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 05:55:00 PST

Get Drunk And Touch Someone.

may4th @ The madrone lounge 500 divisadero (xfell) San Francisco Ca 94117 $3 21+ VS. the score: Mochipet vs. Bloody Snowman(DalyCity Records) Napalm Debt(Build 128 vs.ArsenLives, girlfight) PussyFi...
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:40:00 PST

Teh Show.

The show was fucking amazing. I could go into detail, but that would ruin the magic. I suppose next time you'll be there, huh?   I'm still sore as fuck. And the show was two days ago.   Tha...
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST

Still alive

Yeah, I haven't died yet, I'm still around. I've been at school, and in the studios for countless hours. (I'm in one right now, taking a break, and I come back tomorrow for eight more hours. . ...
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 07:59:00 PST

I have been blessed

Somehow, the Gods have allowed me the fortune to record the most amazing woman. Her songs are straight from her heart, and she is a fucking songbird and a half. With her permission, when we are totall...
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:21:00 PST

The IRA ended all activity on the 29th.

A statement from the IRA says it will end all activity and persue its aims by politics only from 4pm (7-29-05). The statement says the armed campaign will be ended from 4pm. All IRA units have been...
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Free is the best

Motley Crue puts on one hell of a live show!! Waffleking, you're the MAN! Fuck yeah! They rocked the Casbah! MCL, Dr. Feelgood
Posted by Robot.Man.Machine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST