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Michael

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

About Me

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried. Be passionate in everything you do!

My Interests

Playing shortstop for the Hyenas. Making errors for the Hyenas. Losing with the Hyenas.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

R&B, Hip Hop, Reggae, Salsa, Merengue, Samba, Alternative, Yodeling, Middle Eastern Belly Dancing Music, Gregorian Chant, Crickets mating.

Movies:

Braveheart, The Brotherhood of the Wolf, The Goonies, Die Hard, Jurrasic Pork, For Your Thighs Only, E.T. The Extra Testicle

Television:


My World Visitor Map!

Books:

Angels & Demons, The Outsiders, The Alchemist, Ronald McDonald's Biography - Dairy of the Mad Clown, Knife Juggling Made Easy, So You Want To Be a Mime, Lumberjacks: The Lost Art of Chopping Wood, 30 Minute Recipies by the Australian Aborigines.

Heroes:

Ham and Cheese w/ spicy mustard; Chicken Parmesian

My Blog

My Truck Wreck

Damn, taxi cabs! If you were on the Queensboro bridge last weekend stuck in traffic, I'm sorry. I was about to throw a taxi cab driver over the bridge after he slammed into me from the rear like he wa...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:39:00 PST

Did you ever wonder.....

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things  here, and drink whatever comes out"?How about the first guy to try a  chicken egg...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:55:00 PST