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Aftershave Slaves

About Me

Freshen Up for the Punani!
Freshen Up you live Long and Young!
Spray Yourself for the Beotches!
You Touch It, You Wash It!
Wash your Fingers for the Mingers!
Wash your Nuts for the Sluts!
Wash your Pole for the Hole!
Wash your Toes for the Hoes!
No Splash, NO GASH!
No Spray, NO LAY!
No Armani, NO PUNANI!
No Joop, NO HOOP!
No Gucci, NO COOCHIE!
No Davidoff, You don't HAVE IT OFF!
No Fendi, NO WENDY!
No Boss, NO BOX!
No Paco, NO TACO!
No Calvin Klein, NO SEXYTIME!
No Dior, NO WHORE!
No Dune, NO POON!
No Escape, NO GAPE!
No Cologne, You go Home ALONE!!!
No Tissue, NO ISSUE
No Stink, NO PINK!
No Money, NO HONEY!
No Lolly, NO JOLLY!
No Stench, NO WENCH!
No Soap, NO HOPE!
No Lotion, NO MOTION!
No Wash, NO NOSH!
No Stuff, NO MUFF!
No Gum, NO CUM!
NO SPRAY NOOOOO LAY! NO SPRAY NO LAY! NO SPRAY NOOOOO LAY! NO SPRAY NO LAY! NO SPRAY NO LAY! NO SPRAY NOOOOO LAY! FRESHEN UP UP UP!!!!! FOR THE PU-NAAAA-NI!!!!!
FRESHEN UP FOR PU-NAAAA-NI, PU-NAAAA-NI, PU-NAAAA-NI! FRESHEN UP FOR THE PU-NAAAA-NI! WE LOVE PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freshen Up FRESHEN UP!!!! BABY FRESHEN UUUUU-UUUUP! Shanananananana NA NA NA!!!!
Awanna Freshenupa Freshenupa for Pu-Na-Niii!!!!!


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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 09/12/2007
Band Members: There are untold numbers in our ranks worldwide! We are not just a group, but a way of life.
Influences:

Sounds Like: The sound of Freshening Up for the Punani!
Record Label: Looboo Records Ltd
Type of Label: Indie

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