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Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand

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About Me

..TR
Adam Levine
Adam Brody
Pharrell
Brandon Boyd
Jason Wade
Adrien Brody
Heroin Bob
Brandon Lee
Adam Brody
Jake Gyllenhaal
Jay Gordon
Paul Rudd
Robert Downey Jr
Ashton Kutcher ..TABLE "LOVE IS THE SLOWEST FORM OF SUICIDE. LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN BOYS HAD COOTIES.BOYS ARE ACCESSORIES, NOT NECESSITIES." -QUOTES STOLEN FROM TORI I love Maynard James Keenan, Im married to Brandon Boyd, Im always on a road trip, i cant remember what happened yesterday and Im so happy cuz i just got what ive been working so tirelessly for!!
2/1,000,000 brothers ---

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Santa Clause and eventually Jesus. a

Music:

TOOL, A PERFECT CIRCLE, NIRVANA, METALLICA, LED ZEPPELIN, ACE OF BASE, THE CURE, BILLY TALENT, PANIC! IN THE DISCO, CHAMILLIONAIRE, TRINA, SMASHING PUMPKINS, JACKS MANNEQUIN, GWEN STEFANI, NO DOUBT, BEN HARPER, SILVERCHAIR, FALL OUT BOY, SENSES FAIL, SAVES THE DAY, INCUBUS, MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK, ME FIRST & THE GIMME GIMMES, PRODIGY, STABBING WESTWARD, DEFTONES, ORGY, JAF, MINK REBELLION, ABSIT, SIX OUNCE GLOVES, BASEMENT JAXX, ZAPP & ROGERS, BONE THUGS N HARMONY, OLD KORN, CHEVELLE, BUSH, AFI

Movies:

CHICKY LITTLE, CHICKY LITTLE, CHICKY LITTLE, CKICKY LITTLE, CRYBABY, THE BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER, FIGHT CLUB, ANGUS, ROMY AND MICHELLE, TO WONG FU, THE CROW,

Television:

NOT MUCH-DR PHIL, 8 Simple Rules, Friends, Fear Factor, Made, I WAS ON JAY LENO ONCE i was in the audience but still on tv, RECESS, PEPPER ANN, BLIND DATE, CHEATERS

Books:

Wheres Waldo
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Valerie
Birthday: Deluxe
Birthplace: Fresno, California
Current Location: the smallest dot on the map
Eye Color: Blue? Green?
Hair Color: Blonde? Black?
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German and Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: insecurity, paranoia
Your Fears: nazis, horses, everything in scary movies,
Your Perfect Pizza: stuff crust pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: be a millionaire..or get my AA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: weiner
Thoughts First Waking Up: What are we watching?
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm....
Your Bedtime: 8 pm jk
Your Most Missed Memory: uh? isnt that an oxymoron?
Pepsi or Coke: i dont care
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Carmel Frap
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: duh
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: im not gonna jinx that
Do you want to go to College: no i just want money
Do you want to get Married: sure
Do you belive in yourself: nah
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: to other people
Are you a Health Freak: not even
Do you get along with your Parents: what are parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: guitar..still waiting for that xylophone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: duh
In the past month have you Smoked: duh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: duh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: uh..yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah i bought chicky little toys
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ew
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sick fuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: i crowd surfed and was thrown on stage (wasnt this month tho)
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope thank God
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not recently
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: prolly
Ever been Drunk: DUH
Ever been called a Tease: ha yeah dont hate cuz you werent good enough
Ever been Beaten up: just by brothers
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: from the Valeries
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: young
What country would you most like to Visit: China duh
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 5'9
Weight: less than 500lbs
Best Clothing Style: i dunno just wear at least some black
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: a million
Number of Piercings: 5..down to 3
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont regret anything i learn from
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Heroes:

maynard, my mom, my older brother, my grandma, dr phil

My Blog

True Lies

My boyfriend left me to find himself. I didnt have the heart to tell him...he wasnt worth finding.
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST

Ian cant really do the worm...

Well its been forever since ive made one of these and as sarah points out its been almost never since ive changed my background. It used to be Mark, Get Set, Go couldnt keep up with my names..or our i...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:10:00 PST

New Pictures from 4th of July

ID DIE IN YOUR ARMS IF YOU WERE DEAD TOO WE ARE SO COOL RING OF FIRE HAHA ...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

Chicky Little NO! Call Me Ace...Oh Ace NO!

mark you are wicked mean for wishing death on chicky little! and yes i noticed your site name was mark get set go. lol so here is your damn blog! lets see i am mega bummed cuz i lost my cell phone at...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

I Try To Laugh About It Cover It All Up With Lies Cuz Boys Dont Cry

I thought I'd make a new blog since I havent written one in forever. Well lets see, me and my pretty just made it to our third monthiversary and today he surprised me with a Panic! "IN" the Disco shir...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST

"Valerie and Onya this is the Fresno Police Department"

we got stopped by the cops and they found our smirnoff at three in the morning on the west side!!! ill write more later my computers broken ok im back to update and detail this out a little more..if i...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 03:01:00 PST

Dont Let Your Happiness Depend On Anyone Else......Masterbate!!

This ones for Im Mark, Get Set, Go! sorry buddy youll never escape that name when it comes to me...its too damn awesome. so ok we drove to LA (me and Angela) and barely made it there on time, we got d...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:43:00 PST

im here for a real reason, cuz he got hit like i got hit but he aint fucken breathin

what the crap?? working?? how do you feel working? umm ok lets see i had a CRAZY dream last night thats so insane i wont even tell it ...i wanna take pics with santa in my mrs clause costume but he go...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:57:00 PST

the ribbons on my wrists say "Do not open before Christmas"

meh! i hope santa brings me someone emo for christmas......or anything thats a skinny, brown, tatted & pierced, crazy haired hottie....ha i should put pics of all my ex hotties on here so everyone...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 06:47:00 PST

Once i ran to you, Now i run from you

MEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Im so tired of people being lame!! everyone wants to be entertained in very selfish ways!! no one cares about anyone but themself. How many times have you said "nah ...
Posted by Smash The Mirror And Break The Palm Readers Hand on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:16:00 PST