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"BLELLO! Bly blame blis Bling Bli, blich blis Blinese blor 'Blah blah blah blah blah,' blut blou blan blall ble(e) Blah."
Please don't make fun of my speech impediment. I say "bl-" in front of most syllables when I speak. Sometimes it affects my typing.
I am a Westie. My photo is to the right.
I escaped from the Chinese underground sex trade in 1996. Previous to that I was on my home planet Alpha Centauri 5. I am just visiting Earth. My adoptive Earth parents are Bladdy and Bllama. Bllama has the manual.
I am the primary owner and director of my own intergalactic communications network. I also fry the doughnuts at the local doggie deli, and distribute catnip on the black bark-it.
Photos last updated: 03-May-2008
What kind of gemstone are you?
You are an Opal.
You have an amazing mix of many colours. You can be happy, sad, calm, wildly excited or sleepy. People enjoy your mixed personality, but it can be sometimes hard for you. Your colour is rainbow.
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