TEX-ASS

In essence I'm a modern guy with some old-fashioned beliefs. I am sarcastic, opinionated, and I have a slightly off center sense of humor (but can be a complete goof on occasion). I detest liars and fake people... Tell me honestly and I can deal with it... I may get mad, but I don't usually stay mad long... I love intelligence, people with a good sense of humor as I am rarely serious (except at work) and I must have honesty!!! I don’t share my PARTNER if I'm in love... I hate being compared to others, for I am myself, and only me... I may be a bit off THE path so to speak, but I love who I am... I am honest to be point of bluntness and some people can't handle that... I only try to keep them fro running into a brick wall or making a fool of themselves... I can make pans like on the box. I have an endless supply of weird, funny, and sad stories (I'm a TV producer and I come from a large family). I've got a funky style, because I just can't look like everyone else. I'm a virtual vault of useless information (useless for everyday anyway). Ha-ha... except you can really see my dyslexia pop out now and then with letter reversals which weren't intended as typos... hahaha.... I also have a bad habit of leaving them and not correct them and I'm a slow reader... I'm not stupid, have 2 college and 1 graduate degrees... but just tend to be goofy, often naive and sometimes childlike. I'm a kid magnet ... they love me ... and I love them, but also love my time away from them.. I love quiet, silence, and time alone to read, write, or reflect on life... I can tear the club up, but I'm not opposed to calling it a Blockbuster night. I respect gender roles; I’ll cook the dinner if you take out the trash yap feel me? Lol But, just know that I'm not at all opposed to the reverse. lol HH