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Christopherocious

I am here for Friends

About Me


Likes:
Travelling. Yes....on a whim, planning for next year....driving to the next town, stowing away in the cargo-hold or packed in the trunk like Sprytle and Chim Chim. I'm easy going and love to see new sights.
The Water. I'm a total water baby and love all things ocean, tub or pool.....even the garden hose. I slip away to my parent's place in Gulf Shores as often as I can because the Beach is one of my favorite places.
Buckwilin'. I don't know what this is but man I like the sound of it. When I get Buckwild I usually plan to Style and Profile at the same time.
Creativity. I'm into writing, painting, building.....any outlet for creativity that I can find. I love collecting, talking about and writing music. I began learning guitar when I was 16 and started writing songs right away. They suck :-)
Enthusiasm. This is a big one....I love other peoples' enthusiasm. It sparks my interest in things that I may not ever try or see. It's my favorite quality in people, generally speaking.

Dislikes: This list will be short.
Constant Complainers. This is just a drag. Put on a smile man, things could be so much worse.
Phoney Balognas. Come correct or stay home. I'm honest and upfront as much as I can be.

My Interests

Music, building, writing, entertaining, laughing, girls with accents, travelling, camping, singing in the shower and the car, computers, video games, pinball, wearing socks with sandals, home A/V, movies, DVDs, lovable sluts, rum and cokes, hiking, rafting, tubing, flying airplanes, photography, moviemaking, collarbones, kissing, and straight up chillin.

I'd like to meet:

Orson Welles, Mia Kirshner, Kevin Smith, Tim Curry, Uma Thurman, Nikola Tesla, Emo Phillips, George Carlin, Frank Zappa and Joe Mama.

Music:

Trail of Dead, Self, Deathcab for Cutie, Slipknot, 24-7 Spyz, Rollins Band, Ween, Killigans, Princess Superstar, Paul Barman, John Reuben, Sage Francis, more to come...

Movies:

Anything comic book especially Batman Begins, Anything Kevin Smith, Garden State, The Salton Sea, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Anything Jim Jarmusch, anything John Waters, Anything Coens up to 'Oh Brother Where Art thou', Hedwig, Event Horizon, Master and Commander, The Pianist, Wonderland, Peter Pan, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Ripley's Game, Titus, any submarine movie, Vanilla Sky, anything Cameron Crowe, The Fifth Element, American Movie, Rocky horror, Wag the Dog, Bourne Identity, Outlaw Josey Wales, Unforgiven, Bulworth, Anything Michael Mann, Ed Wood, anything Gilliam

Television:

Buffy, Homicide, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Sopranos. I don't watch TV at all but I watch shows on DVD.

Books:

Transmetropolitan, Global Frequency, The Authority, Hellblazer, Planetary, Powers, Pain god and Other Delusions, Photography for Peverts, Sin City, Stormwatch, Hellblazer, Alias, Sandman, more to come...

My Blog

12/20/2006 - "News unfit to print, but I do so because I have no class."

All right, I have been remiss in a big fucking way aboot keeping up with this blog.  So I thought I would inform you, the masses, on what has been going on in Chrisville for the last several mont...
Posted by Christopherocious on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST

07/25/2006 - "A Day (Date?) with Britney Spears"

Did I meet Britney, or did I meet someone else?  You decide after hearing about my harrowing run-in with the pop princess at pbrocks.com.Commenters will get to spend some quality time with Stacy ...
Posted by Christopherocious on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 04:24:00 PST

05/31/2006 - "Hello Austin town, how about a nice warm hug!"

Read about my move and the last few days at pbrocks.comCommenters get a gold star!
Posted by Christopherocious on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:38:00 PST

ProbablyRocks is going down!

Down to Chinatown.I'm packing my moving truck today and in about 5 minutes I'm gonna pull the plug on my server.  See you in a few days!
Posted by Christopherocious on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:26:00 PST

05/22/2006 - "Work is for suckers, and Hoover has revoked my license."

Read about my unemployment, an awesome going away gift, and my venomous pseudo-review of The Da Vinci Code at pbrocks.com.Commenters will get a how-to for making ninja hats out of teeshirts, those not...
Posted by Christopherocious on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:24:00 PST

05/02/2006 - "Someone from the Gyna Colleges called, the Pabst beer is fine."

Come and read about my first Jazzfest day this year at pbrocks!If you comment, I'll give you good love and a shiny new penny! If you don't, I'll give you bird flu and a subscription to Country Living....
Posted by Christopherocious on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:35:00 PST

A favor, por favor?

My website has been having troubles lately and I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.  I need to know who of you has had trouble getting to my site www.probablyrocks.com.None of you should be den...
Posted by Christopherocious on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST

Are you saying my drumming sucks?

                                    Which fucked-up genius compos...
Posted by Christopherocious on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:08:00 PST

04/22/2060 - "My Yorkie's nice and hard again."

Ladies, read about a nice hard specimen at pbrocks.Free mustache rides for all commenters!
Posted by Christopherocious on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:13:00 PST

04/19/2006 - "Home invasion... Elf style"

Read about my latest secret visitors at probablyrocks.Every time you comment, I give a porkchop to a starving kitty or Zebra.
Posted by Christopherocious on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:43:00 PST