IF |
If i shove my big butt into a size medium thong....will my butt look smaller and rounder? i'm just sayin.......................
Posted by on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:00:00 GMT |
NEW WOW |
there you go. are we happy now?
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:35:00 GMT |
MEXICAN DISH SOAP |
Finally!!! they have made a dish soap for Mexicans. LIME scented. It's a beautiful green. It makes me want to wash the dishes. I encourage everyone to buy it. TASTES GREAT LESS FILLING...............
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:49:00 GMT |
VOICE MAILS |
OMG Do you know how many times i have to listen to people's voicemails ? PEOPLE ITS NOT THAT HARD. First of all speak clearly. Second of all NO WE DO NOT HAVE CALLER ID...just leave your fucking phone...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 09:40:00 GMT |
New Year |
It's 2009, hopefully this year will bring something good out of it. Cuz lord knows the past 2-3 years have been the worst. I'm on a mission for change. At least I am gonna try. It's a new and bett...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:56:00 GMT |
COLD WEATHER and things i hate. |
cold weather sucks. i hate it. i also hate christmas and cantaloupes. i'm a mean one. ms. grinch. I also hate lame ass jokes that have been told over and over and over again. I hate when i miss a spo...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:08:00 GMT |
Operation: Pubes Liberation |
I have decided after many years of not having hair down there, that I am gonna let my shit grow out. Seventies porn bush...
I want to dye my pubes. The color of choice hot pink...and mayb...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:40:00 GMT |
wow |
i am thirty-three. wow. ain't nothing changed but my limp? still trying to make a dolla outta fifteen cents..........
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:50:00 GMT |
HURRICANE IKE |
I'M A SURVIVOR. today is the 2nd week anniversary of hurricane ike. I would like to point out that you can ride out a category 2 hurricane if you stay HIGH as a KITE. Smoke some weed and t...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS |
I am gonna write a rap song about grade C strippers. those hoes need love too.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:47:00 GMT |
