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Tickle Me Homo

ok soooo, i kinda started smokin again DONT HATE! but im steadily quittin again

About Me

soccer practice-johnny mcgovern aka gay pimp

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Add to My Profile | More VideosWhat does someone put in this section anyway? It always seems to be the same thing so lets spice it up. I'm an exotic dancer for highway 35 and beltway 8 and the tips are excellent! Ok so thats a fancy way of saying hooker, prostitute whatever and by the way, So Not True! Ok, b.s. aside, I'm a pretty down to earth kinda fag...the flame burns brite and puts the sun to shame honey...well now and then there's a clowdy day but that's probably how it is for everyone. Live in Southeast Houston but grew up in Pearland...still work there too at a vet hospital. Currently working full time and attending college on a part time basis. Would rather it be the other way around but Destiny's Child sure aint paying my "bills bills bills" so ya know. I've got 2 kids...Austyn and Snowflake...can ya tell they're pets? I am a single mo fo and looking to change that but not necessarily tomorrow. Always looking for new friends though...love meeting new people because they will bring in at least one new idea or thought and that just keeps life interesting. I have a unique sense of humor and can be taken the wrong way at times but if ya can see through that and understand what I'm saying then holla! I don't answer unknown numbers...i drive like a bat out of hell...love to sing and do so with passion like Mariah but it comes out and sounds more like Britney...and I'm almost always runing a little late...especially to work. Is that good enough?found this girls layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com
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A Arty
N Naughty
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You scored as Democrat.

Democrat


83%

Anarchism


67%

Socialist


58%

Communism


50%

Green


33%

Nazi


33%

Fascism


17%

Republican


0%
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My Interests

Ellen Degeneres - Phone call Gladys Hardy

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Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
You scored as Pride.

Pride


100%

Sloth


63%

Wrath


56%

Envy


38%

Lust


31%

Greed


6%

Gluttony


0%
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I'd like to meet:


Would love to meet Justin Timberke and Brad Pitt...but of course this is in a perfect world so Cameron Diaz and Angelina Jolie would soo NOT exist in it for some obvious reasons!
And in general, would really like to meet people that can hold down conversations and has more common sense than a box of hair. You dont know it yet but you are SOOOO my husband Justin!!And if I have to cheat on Justin...it can only be with Lance!! =)

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Which Britney Spears Are you?

Sexy Britney
Your hott and love to flirt and be as sexy as could be!

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Music:

Something for the fellas

Add to My Profile | More VideosI like big big mix of music from lots of pop to the hip hop and even a lil rock....TLC, Pink, Ciara, Black Eyed Peas, Missy Elliot, Ludacris, Chingy, Khia, Pussycat Dolls, Destiny's Child/Beyonce/Kelly Rowland, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, Gwen Stefani, Jewel, Amber, Deborah Cox, Britney, Madonna, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Tatu, 112, Chamillionare, Play N Skillz, Jay Z, Linkin Park, Michelle Branch, Ying Yang Twins, Craig David and many more!Amber- Love One Another (2000)

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Movies:

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What type of gay guy are you?

You are the committed type! You like to have one boy and you don't want to share him. You don't need anyone else but him. You're into fucking him every night and no one else.
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Television:

Love me some Will & Grace, ER, WWE, Mad TV, SNL, Friends, Sex & the City, Queer as Folk to name a few of the newer ones....but I can get into older shit too like Golden Girls, Roseanne, Designing Women DONT HATE!Take the quiz:
Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Phoebe
You are a little crazy and whacko but you are truely admired!! Everyone loves your goofy personality in you!!

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Books:

Love Iris Johansen....her books are all suspense and thiller....just keeps your interest so I RECOMMEND THIS BEEOTCH!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alan
Birthday: Jan 19, 1984
Birthplace: Houston
Current Location: Houston
Eye Color: Blue/Green depends on the mood
Hair Color: Blondish
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightie
Your Heritage: Coon Ass
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike Shox
Your Weakness: Too Kind
Your Fears: Heights and being on a motor cycle...oh scary but kinda hot with the right guy
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheesy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To finally put an end to smoking
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno
Your Bedtime: Midnite-ish...dpends on work the next day
Your Most Missed Memory: The relationship I use to have with my best friends
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappi fo sho!
Do you Smoke: Yes but trying to put an end to it
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: well of course
Do you Shower Daily: DUH
Have you Been in Love: I miss it
Do you want to go to College: Attending Now!
Do you want to get Married: Most Definately
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Not so much
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: HELL NO....they tastey but a moment on the lips is forever on the hips
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: LoL Yes but I dipped alone...was trying to tan so dont hate
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Not Alone and hopefully with out any pain and fast
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Journalist/Editor and own a string of hotels
What country would you most like to Visit: Britain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown or blond
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: As long as they wash their clothes its all good
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 if you count alcohol but im not a user...cept for the liquor!
Number of CDs I own: Over 250
Number of Piercings: 3...ears and tounge
Number of Tattoos: 4...mostly on my back/shoulders
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 or 2
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