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About Me


My names Kevin Mathew Fontana or Matt, or Matty, whichever you choose i guess
i have an amazing group of friends.
i love everyone of them.
i find friends in the most unlikely places.
like people that hated me and now love me... the friends i have are irreplacable.
they're a lot like my family i guess.
i love my life, in my eyes it's perfect.
and theres nothing anyone can do to bring me down.
i'm really quite nice, im loud, obnoxious AND embarressing all at once
for all of you out there who hang out with me in public and dont go home and cry,
thank you.
it means a lot to me.
for all the fake people out there
who hung out with me and were embarressed every single second of it
you can all go to hell
because if you can accept me for who i am
than i dont need you in my life.
i have enough friends.
as for everyone else.
get to know me, i can guareatee you'll love me.....or your money back...
im pretty sure if i was for sale i'd have a lifetime warranty :]
anyway, so lets go over this again.
i love my life, i love my friends, i work a lot, and im a nice guy, OH and product guarantee, get to know me.
there
all the basics.
alright now fuck off.....just kiddin

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i've already met them all.

My Blog

Kristin Helms 1990 - 2006

    For anyone who knew her, and cares, i'm sorry to say but she committed suicide at around 6:30 on saturday of last weekend ((the 15th)). She was one of the best friends i had an...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:12:00 GMT

I'm not sorry kristin

Listen kristin from what you said to me yesterday, i doubt you still "love me to death" there is no "love" without trust, and you don't trust me at all. and if you were anything close to being MY FRIE...
Posted by on Sat, 07 May 2005 17:33:00 GMT

R.I.P Jason

Jason Dorcel was recently hit by a drunk driver and if you knew him like i did i'm sorry for your loss of a friend, a brother, a son, or a loved one. I hope everyone will be at his burial. His family ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:39:00 GMT

Bulemia! The Hot New Diet!

There's a new diet in town kids! "What?", You ask!? Well, I'll tell you what! Bulemia! That's right! you heard me! Bulemia! It's the latest thing! eat all you want and never gain a pound! It's the ver...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Dec 2004 07:14:00 GMT

how i broke my arm(action-adventure-joke just read the whole thing)

So, there i was walking home after school when five big guys surrounded me. The first guy was all, "Hey, you fucked up one'a my boys?" and I was, "Hey man, I didn't want any trouble, he smacked one of...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Dec 2004 14:46:00 GMT

My Birthday is coming!!December 18th!

Hey guys and gals i dont want anything for my birthday this year except a comment or two wishing me a very happy birthday atleast that is ^___^, anyway happy days lil chillens ^___^
Posted by on Mon, 29 Nov 2004 20:37:00 GMT

You Know what? The Killers Suck! They Ripped Off My Band Name.

 The Killers SUCK!  My band THE NEW WAVE KILLERS in which I sang and occasionally played some cool sounding violin music. No, anyway the fact of the matter that sack of crap singer ripp...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Oct 2004 16:27:00 GMT

Rice Crispies, eh? or Cannibalism Crispies!?

So These, "Snap, Crackle, and Pop" characters are three little men right? so everytime we eat a big bowl of Rice Crispies we're really devouring three small, defenseless little men. What's this world ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Aug 2004 00:54:00 GMT

The Ultimate Woman Test

I took a test that my friend sent me cuz I got bored. So anyway, it was entitled......The Ulimate Woman Test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so I took it and stuff((it only took me an hour to fill out every singl...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Aug 2004 12:19:00 GMT