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Jason

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About Me

i paint stuff ...then shout expletives. sometimes i like to fill up the tub and turn the shower on and pretend i'm in a submarine that's been hit.

if you really want to know what i "do" then go to www.jasonohara.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

like-minded artists, writers and coffee drinkers. those with interesting stories, a good sense of humor and an appreciation for the absurd.

My Blog

just a reminder, guys

if you ever find me unconscious and unresponsive, the first person i want you call is 911, not mary kate fucking olsen!!thank you,-j
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 22:08:00 GMT

christmas: hot dogs are still $1.25

i spent my christmas walking around town since my only other option was to stay home alone and i kinda don't like being stuck in the house. it was weird. like, really weird. i never realized how hu...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:53:00 GMT

wanna know what i’m doing next year? i swear this is true.

i have to make this:i've spent the last few days shaping this thing by hand. its really 13"H x 18"W x 13" deep. the sculptor i work for (seen in the blue chucks) wanted to do it really large after s...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 22:20:00 GMT

a quick one, while he’s away

YEAHH!!!!!
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 23:20:00 GMT

dear suburban rich kid with a camera in washington square...

i couldn't help but notice your annoyed expression as i purposely got in your line of sight to fill as much of your frame as i could while walking towards and past you. the moment was fleeting, i kno...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:43:00 GMT

sun shines in the bedroom when we play

the raining always starts when you go away.beh.i was in too miserable a mood today to appreciate this at the time but here goes: the sculptor i work for was telling me how pissed off he was because o...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:52:00 GMT

hey there delilah, ive got more estrogen than you

what the fuck is going on? why is the current music scene filled with nothing but guys who are way too in touch with their vaginas or twerpy dorks with empty bravado? maybe if they spent as much tim...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:00:00 GMT

drink up.

as someone who has a young cousin with autism as a result of vaccines received as a baby, i find this particularly dark and sweet:"$75,000 Offered For MD to Publicly Drink Vaccine Additives"MercolaThu...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:47:00 GMT

george bush, you fuckwad!

Congressman Calls For Impeachment Proceedings After President Commutes Libby SentenceCBSTuesday July 3, 2007President George W. Bush commuted the 2 1/2 year sentence of Lewis "Scooter" Libby, the form...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:00:00 GMT

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers...

"tales of brave ulysses". what a fucking awesome song!three things of note here:1. jack bruce has a kick-ass hat2. clapton's "fool" SG is one sweet guitar3. ginger baker makes the best faces when ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:11:00 GMT