I walk into parties like I was walking onto a yacht
My hat is always strategically dipped below one eye
In order for you to know who I’d like to meet, you have to learn to put up with my 7 capitol sins:
1. So... I like sleeping... A lot... I like couch time...I like just laying around... I'm not thoroughly opposed to getting off my ass... I go for walks sometimes... But I don't want some spunky work out nut running circles around me... I want someone who likes to chill in bed... And doesn't have some kind of sleepers remorse for missing a day of blindingly bright sunlight and 100+ degree tempertures in exchange for a comfy day in the cool darkness....
2. I'm messy... Not dirty.... Messy... Clothes miss the hamper... Underwear ends up in the living room... Throw pillows find their way to the kitchen... Papers abound... Piles of stuff to be sorted through...Which usually end up being thrown out in a fit of frustration without a second glance... But on the flipside, I'm messy but not a packrat... I have no problem just tossing stuff, or donating it to a good cause...and I go through spells of neat freakness... But no OCD people please... It just won't work in the end...
3. I'm notoriously late... Patience is required
4. I love Wendy’s... So must you... And you must know why we both love it...
5. I can appear high maintenance... But not for long...When I first start dating someone they get the works... Fixed hair...Cute clothes...That lasts for maybe a month...Then... I get tired.. It's exhausting to spend that much time on one's appearance... Not to mention the organization required to pull off such a look... I'm normally lucky to get out of the house showered, and fully clothed... Forget matching and cuteness... Usually in a month my sparkling personality shines through so looks become secondary... So in essence... You must be slob friendly...
6. I spend hours in front of a computer... So I sit here bored staring at the screen... Wishing I could find a guy cool enough to be awarded boyfriend status... Who's stuck online too....
7. I kill plants and fishes regularly...but not on purpose...and I mourn their loss for weeks
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Sucker for reality trash tv shows and any sort of Awards... Man I love Awards...
New Journalism books, Bukowski-ish authors, Biographies...
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