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About Me

Music I made with my cousin:

In this box lives some of my favorite songs of all time...

New York Jew on dieting and exercise:

Brice and I made these videos in college. Enjoy!

Watch more of our videos here .

My Interests

songwriting, creative writing, animating, improving, guitaring, programming, watching, listening, frisbee golfing, video gaming, t-sliding, clevering...

I'd like to meet:


My Volga

Music:

Music is fantastic!

One day I sat down and decided to figure out why I listen to music. I came up with three main reasons:
1)For its tastey groove (if it tingles me ears)
2)For feel-goode times/memories
3)For creative inspiration

I love Indie Rock, The Beatles, Paul McCartney, and almost all oldies (50s-60s).

I love my own music that I made with my cousin Bricen. It's what I like to call "funny acoustic jambs" www.swanginbros.com

MIDDLE SCHOOL
Kriss Kross, DC Talk.

HIGH SCHOOL
MxPx, Chatterbox, Ghoti Hook, Value Pac, Slick Shoes, Danielson, Soulfood 76, The Beatles, oldies.

COLLEGE
Weezer, The Rentals, Callibretto 13, John Mayer, Built to Spill, Lost Dogs, Tenacious D, and alot of Beatles and oldies mixed in!

POST-COLLEGE
Eisley, Sondre Lerche, Hot Hot Heat, The Killers, Pete Yorn, Mae, Anberlin, Tegan and Sara, The Kooks, and various indie rock bands.

DISLIKES
Radiohead, screamo, contemporary christian, angry black music, most modern rock, new Coldplay, techno (no offense, Julian), and last, and certainly the least: twangin country.

Movies:

The Last Starfighter
The Karate Kid
The Goonies
The Burbs
UHF
TRON
Jurrassic Park
That Thing You Do
Rushmore
Napoleon Dynamite
Donnie Darko

Television:

PREPUBESCENCE
The Transformers
GI Joe
Dukes of Hazzard
Fall Guy
Knight Rider
Duck Tales
TMNT

HIGH SCHOOL
Saturday Night Live
Mad TV
That 70's Show
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

COLLEGE
Saturday Night Live
Seinfield
Survivor 2
The Jamie Kennedy Experiment
The Brendan Leonard Show

POST-COLLEGE
Beauty and The Geek 2
The Office (UK & USA both)

Books:

Huckleberry Finn
Jurrassic Park
The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Peeps
The Purpose Driven Life
Wild at Heart
Waking the Dead
The Bible

Heroes:

King David
Dr. Rockley
Bob Delmontique
Casey Townsend ;)
and anyone who has succeeded in courting a Protestant American woman.

My Blog

Vanilla Coke is back!

The juice of mein veins!The nectur of mein heart! VANILLA COKE IS BA K!(but now it is called Coke Vanilla for some reason) Now I can chug a nilla coke and eat a Bueno burrito AT THE SAME TIME and not ...
Posted by Tof on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

i raked some grass today and it was everyting I ever thought it could be and more...

I now have multiple stinging pains in my feet from stickers, and no doubt tonight I will feel chiggers on my ankles, but it was totally worth it....
Posted by Tof on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:08:00 PST

d-bag

I wish 'douche' wasn't a dirty word. I just love using it here and there to express annoyance or simple friendly jesting. I love the illiteration of, "ya big douche," or "what a do...
Posted by Tof on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST

Miss Taco Bueno

I just wanted to proclaim my reunification of a former love, Miss Taco Bueno.Though her scent deceiving and her substance overflowing I continue to be captivated by her love.She is now serving breakfa...
Posted by Tof on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

Oklahoma er bust!

It's just now sinking in that I've quit my job and am moving back to Okrahoma fer real. FER REAL!To the land of Taco Bueno, conservative faces, and good climbin' trees. Sadly, if you ask for sweet tea...
Posted by Tof on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

tidbits

estimated tidbits from two years of bachelor living:Number of times I had a friendly chat with my neighbor(s): 6Number of times I got into a dispute with neighbor(s): 0Number of times I vacuumed my ap...
Posted by Tof on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

Two years in the real world

Today officially completes my 2nd year of employement at Camber. Through many trials and tribulations I have achieved a quenchable proportion of goodness that could choke Big Bird and/o...
Posted by Tof on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

fawlse humidity

I dislike it when people exercise false humility. We should be proud of who we are and not reduce ourselves to "mere scraplings." We are extremely precious to God, though we should not consider oursel...
Posted by Tof on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

Swangin Bros Videos (2007.1.16)

2007.1.16 8:30amThe total number of views for all 12 Swangin Bros videos on YouTube has reached 2000!!! Happy am I   =) 2006.12.4 1:00pmIt has been exactly 1 week since I uploaded Mr. Browns...
Posted by Tof on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST

The benefits of eating oranges compared to apples

The benefits of eating oranges compared to apples are as follows: You don't have to wash an orange before you eat it because it has a thick "peel" that comes off first.They smell sweete...
Posted by Tof on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 05:39:00 PST