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I'M THE KIND OF PERSON WHO SMILES AT EVERYONE, EVEN STRANGERS ON THE STREET. I AM FUNNY, AND I'M NOT BEING COCKY EITHER. I AM FUNNY. I'M A SAGITTARIUS. I'M USUALLY THE GROUP'S SOCIAL COORDINATOR. I'M ONLY THREE FEET TALL. I MOVED TO IRELAND TO GO TO GRADUATE SCHOOL FOR FILM STUDIES BECAUSE I WANTED TO MOVE TO EUROPE AND THE PROGRAM SOUNDED FUN, WHICH, TO MY DELIGHT, IT ACTUALLY WAS. I HAD NO TV WHILE I WAS IN IRELAND FOR THE FIRST 6 MONTHS. I WOULD READ 4-5 BOOKS PER WEEK, IN ADDITION TO DOING HOMEWORK. I LOVE RANDOM, USELESS INFORMATION BECAUSE IT'S NEVER TRULY "USELESS". I WRITE LETTERS TO PEOPLE BY HAND AND MAIL THEM VIA THE POST OFFICE. I PREFER FRUIT-FLAVORED FIZZY DRINKS TO COLAS, BUT IF I HAD TO PICK, I'M BORN AND BRED PEPSI. I LIKE SEASONAL HOLIDAY CANDY: CANDY CANES, CANDY CORN, CONVERSATION HEARTS, JELLYBEANS, ETC. I LIKE TO LAUGH A LOT. I'M SARCASTIC AND PRETTY SMART. I CAN BE CAUSTIC WHEN I WANT TO BE. I USED TO SUCK AT MAPS AND DIRECTIONS, BUT NOW I JUST PICTURE MYSELF STANDING ON A HUGE MAP OF THE U.S. (I'M ALWAYS STANDING ON CHICAGO) AND FIGURING OUT THAT IF I'M FACING NEW YORK AND I TURN RIGHT, I'M THEN FACING SOUTH. I CAN PROGRAM A VCR. I LIKE QUIETER BARS BUT THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE FOR LOUD DANCE PLACES. I LOVE WEDDING RECEPTIONS. I'VE HAD MY POETRY PUBLISHED IN FOUR BOOKS. WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO WRITE FOR TV OR FILMS OR BE A NOVELIST OR A BOOK EDITOR. I DAYDREAM A LOT. I LIKE TO PAINT AND MAKE POTTERY. CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR, BUT I DO LOVE HALLOWEEN, TOO, CAUSE YOU CAN DRESS UP AND ACT LIKE AN ASS AND NO ONE CARES. I HAVEN'T BEEN CAMPING SINCE THE 8TH GRADE BUT ALWAYS WANT TO GO. MOST OF MY CLOTHES ARE BLUE. I HAVE NEARLY THREE TIMES MORE SHIRTS THAN PAIRS OF PANTS. MY FAVORITE COLOR IS RED. I LOVE MY FAMILY MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD. I LOVE TO COOK BUT NOT WASH DISHES. I LOVE PEOPLE WHO HAVE DARK HAIR (PREFERABLY CURLY) AND BLUE OR GREEN EYES. I HAVE A BLACK CAT NAMED RAMBO AT MY PARENT'S HOUSE, AND TWO SWEET KITTIES AT MY PLACE CALLED SCOUT AND RHETT. I'M A SUCKER FOR CHEESY MOVIES AND BOOKS, BUT NOT TOO CHEESY. I DON'T LIKE JULIA ROBERTS'S MOVIES--THEY'RE TOO CHEESY. APPARENTLY I USE "CHEESY" A LOT. I PREFER CATS TO DOGS, ALTHOUGH SOME DOGS ARE JUST TOO CUTE, ESPECIALLY BAILEY! I CAN TYPE ABOUT 60 WORDS PER MINUTE AND I’D GUESS AT A 75% ACCURACY LEVEL. I MISS DOING VOLUNTEER WORK. I LIKE BELIEVING IN THE GREATER GOOD. I DON’T FLOAT. I LIKE WATCHING TRACK AND FIELD. I PREFER LEANER MEN TO STOCKY MEN. I WISH I HAD AN INTERESTING ACCENT. MY SISTER AND I ARE SCIENTIFIC HISTORY AND HAVE BEEN DOCUMENTED IN SEVERAL MEDICAL JOURNALS. I LOVE READING MAGAZINES ABOUT CELEBRITIES. I DON’T CARE FOR MUCH HIP-HOP OR RAP, BUT SOMETIMES I’LL SECRETLY FIND MYSELF LISTENING TO IT. I LOVE TAKING SHOWERS AND BATHS. I LIKE SNUGGLING UNDER A BLANKET WITH A GOOD MOVIE OR GOOD BOOK. I CAN’T GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO FIREPLACES. I DON’T LIKE HONEY. WHEN I WAS A KID I USED TO COLLECT DEAD BEES. I THOUGHT FOR A WHILE I’D LIKE TO BE A DOCTOR BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT THE SIGHT OF CUTS OR BLOOD FROM OTHER PEOPLE GIVES ME A STRANGE TINGLING FEELING IN MY FEET. I LIKE LITTLE KIDS BUT AM USUALLY PRETTY RELIEVED WHEN THEY GO HOME. I COULD EAT SOUP FOR EVERY MEAL. I NEVER PUT MILK IN MY CEREAL, I PREFER TO EAT IT DRY WITH A GLASS OF MILK ON THE SIDE. WHEN I WAS A KID I USED TO EAT HOT DOGS OR CHEESEBURGERS FOR BREAKFAST AND TOLD MY CLASSMATES I ATE SAUSAGE INSTEAD, BECAUSE EATING HOT DOGS FOR BREAKFAST WAS EMBARRASSING IN 4TH GRADE. I LOVE NICE WEATHER. I LIVE BY MYSELF AND LOVE IT. I LIVED IN DUBLIN, IRELAND FOR 18 MONTHS, WHERE I EARNED MY MA IN FILM STUDIES. I LOVED IT THERE SO MUCH THAT I EXTENDED MY VIA FOR AN ADDITIONAL 5 MONTHS BY OMITTING [TECHNICALLY LYING] THE FACT THAT I HADN'T MOVED TO IRELAND THE YEAR BEFORE IN AUGUST, RATHER THAT I HAD JUST MOVED THERE that AUGUST.I make no promises and take no prisoners.