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Hotsauce J.D.

You have a job to do, and so do it. Yours is to sell socks and suspenders. Mine is to cross examine

About Me



I was born in Peru; raised in California. I am married to the best personal trainer at 24 Hour Fitness. If you want to know how good she is just ask her, she'll tell you "I am the BOMB!"
I am the oldest of four, which includes my beautiful sisters Carol and Monique and my ummm special ed 6'3 lil brother Junior. We are Mormon and we love it! I am a proud Utah State University Alumn, GO AGGIES! and I am a lifetime member of the Herod Eta Chapter of the Almighty Psi Sigma Phi. I play soccer for fun and try my best to keep in shape. I like to dance, watch movies, road trips, make fun of Jake and travel the world!

I just graduated from Law School and now I am off to Cosmetology School!"

My sister Carol, brother Junior, My wife, sister Monique and my mom. Disneyland 2008

My Interests



How does she have so much energy after running 13.1 miles? That's my wife!

Keeping each other warm at Temple Square in Salt Lake

Imitating Amber next to Big Ben "Baby take my picture!"

Amber trying to make me jealous. It didn't work hahaha
Train ride to Windsor Castle to meet the Queen!

Stupid byu fans

I'd like to meet:


Future High Profile Attorneys at Mana's Concert
Mi tesoro
Mi sister and my wife in London's underground
BYU Basketball SUCKS!

HEROE NUMBER ONE: Joseph Smith Jr. "Two better men than Joseph and Hyrum Smith never lived. two better men God never made" (Willard Richards)


Music:


cafe tacuva, shakira, franz ferdinand, madonna, sum 41, mana, offspring, dj tiesto, shakira, 6 voltios, toto, ludacris, los enanitos verdes, ice cube, pennywise, alphaville, nwa, men at work, enjambre, los violadores, eddie santiago, dj richard humpty vision, grupo niche, los calzones, dmb, reik, beastie boys, blink 182, ciara, soda stereo, luciano pavarotti, parchis, hoobastank, los toreros muertos, sir-mix-alot, pearl jam, milli vanilli, pearl jam, el gran combo de puerto rico, digable planet, comeback kid, calle 13, goldfinger, janet jackson, metallica, paulina rubio, bad fish

Movies:

Coming to America

Television:

24, The Office, The Company

Books:

Book of Mormon, Bourne Identity, The Broker, Paris Option.

Heroes:

Why am I driven from my possessions? Why am I persecuted, and forced to leave thousands and thousands of dollars' worth of property in Ohio, Missouri,and Illinois? Though I have never looked back upon it, it is as ashes under my feet. I am in the hands of God, He gave it, and He took it away; and blessed be the name of the Lord. (Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses Vol. 1)

My Blog

Art’s word to the wise

Not in any order of preference; but today's rules are: "Never run fast to a public restroom, at least to the point of where you need to catch your breath and you need to breathe really hard"...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:11:00 PST

True or I wish were true

Here are some list of things that are true and some that I wish were true. If you think you know me than you can figure out which are true and which I wish were true. 1. To give is to receiv...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

This kept me up last night

Have you ever been told by someone "Well...I don't want to end up like you!"? What does that mean? What is it that this person sees in me that makes him/her not want to end up like me?I took this as ...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

You might be a Mormon if...

You might be a mormon if.... by Jeff FoxworthyThis is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may live in Utah, that may have lived in Utah or have heard about Mormons.If all ...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:23:00 PST

LA's a Big Joke!

Yeah I found these in a magazine article by Hank Rosenfeld and Chris Nichols.Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's j...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:24:00 PST

Dan S. found me a new spot to hide from Immigration


Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

Don't ever try to mess with me!!!!!!

I don't know why I am sharing this; but it might change the way some of you think of me.Saturday night, while driving home from the movies with my little brother (because he is the only one that would...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

Los Peruanos somos asi!

El Peruano no come: !Papea! El Peruano no se va : ! Se quita!El Peruano no protesta: !Pitea!El Peruano no toma: !Chupa!El Peruano no fracasa: !La caga!El Peruano no besa: !Chapa!El Peruano no trabaja:...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

Mexico weekend trip (October 06)

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Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:58:00 PST

Michael DeLaO

On September 23, 2001, a couple of weeks after the Twin Towers were attacked, my fraternity brothers and I suffered a great loss. Michael DeLaO passed away in a car accident on his way back from Las V...
Posted by Hotsauce J.D. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST