About Me
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you callWanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tallYou've seen it all, you've seen it allWatched the men who rode you switch from sails to steamAnd in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seenMost of 'em dream, most of 'em dreamYes I am a pirate, two hundred years too lateThe cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunderI'm an over-forty victim of fateArriving too late, arriving too lateI've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grassI made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fastNever meant to last, never meant to lastAnd I have been drunk now for over two weeksI passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaksBut I got stop wishin', got to go fishin'Down to rock bottom againJust a few friends, just a few friendsI go for younger women, lived with several awhileThough I ran 'em away, they'd come back one dayStill could manage to smileJust takes a while, just takes a whileMother, mother ocean, after all the years I've foundMy occupational hazard being my occupation's just not aroundI feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptownI feel like I've drowned, gonna head uptownJust enjoy living at the beach!! Riding my beach cruiser, early morning walks....I golf every Sunday with a crazy group of people.. Comedy Golf.. I have a 17 year old daughter that will not add me as a friend to myspace! Your grounded young lady.. She just graduated from High School, GREAT JOB CHELCIE, ALSO SHE JUST GOT HER DRIVER LIC.. SO WATCH OUT FRIENDS!!! HEHEHE...I love to laugh and crack jokes.. I love to hang out with my friends and BBQ,laugh and do what ever sounds good at the time. Trouble is my middle name.. (Not really ok) (Well MAYBE). I own a home in Bullhead City Az.. Ya it's really hot there..... I take life in a kick back way.. (Sometimes) When things need to be done, well I'll kick into action... Kind of like Wonder Women.. Without the suit.. (I really like the suit though anyone know where I can get one) You must have some what of a idea whats happening in the world today.. Because Dad watches CNN all day!!!!!
