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About Me

Ayo whats up, Im Kevin, but you can call me Kev. There aint that much I can say about myself. I can say im smart, but that would only be half right, I can say im sexy, but i dont wanna toot my own horn (toot toot) Im straight and I thank the good and awsome Lord that I serve, that He made me that way. Thank you God! I love to rap for God and me and my brothers do that to minister and get THE point across. I love my family,(everyone is my family) music, wrestling, funny/stupid movies and WOMEN! God I love the ladies. I thank the good, awsome, and mighty Lord that I serve, that he has blessed the male species with beautiful and gorgeous females. Thank you God! lol. Im a nice dude, but I get horrible when you give me red kryptonite... I guess thats it in a nutshell. If you want to ask me more, dont be afraid to send me a message or a comment. If you think im funny, or cute, or wack, or if you just think i suck then send me somethin. I wont get mad I'll get Glad....they're on sale at K-Mart. lmao. (Oh, the pleasures of being a cornball). Oh and if you're not down with that I got two words for ya'....Suck it. X layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

I like 2 write rhymes and perform at church events and hang out with my homies and family, you know chillin, spending time with them. And i also like tellin people that if they arent down with that they can suck it.img

I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to meet J. Christ. Even though I know Him already I would like to see Him face to face.

what is your super-power
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You scored as You have transforming powers!

You can transform into anyone that you think of. But you have to remember exactly what they look like or something could go wrong.

You have invisibility powers!

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You have transforming powers!

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You have flying powers!

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You have super strength!

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Music:

Hip-Hop. I love Hip-Hop. I could listen 2 Hip Hop all day. The real Hip-Hop. The Hip-Hop Nas, KRS-One, Common, Big Pun, Jadakiss, and so many others have perfected. Not that dirty south bullsh*t u be hearin. Them songs wit some phsyco dance craze, I that that sh*t.img

Movies:

Boondock Saints!! The Wedding Singer , Boyz In Da Hood, The Notebook, Talladega Nights, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, A Bronx Tale, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, The Saw Movies,The Spiderman Movies, Meet The Parents and Meet the Fockers, Zoolander, Nacho Libre, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and all those stupid movies.img

Television:

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Books:

I dont read, cuz its so f*kin boring son, but watever. I'd read the bible and thas it.

Heroes:

My hero is Jesus because wat He went through is unhuman and He did it 4 all of us. Men and women do things that make us say, "I hate you" to that person, but Christ looks at that very same person who did those terrible things and says, "I love you" Christ can forgive someone because of His awsome love no matter what and that makes a perfect hero.

My Blog

New Doo Doo Rhyme - Doo Doo Rhyme

I took an ill doo doo it came out with perfection, It cleaned me inside it took the size of my intestines, I didn't squeeze my butt with agression, cuz my buttcheeks got a blessing so please...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 03:08:00 PST

New Doo Doo Rhyme - A Letter to Alex (serious)

Yo you think you slick rick, watch this ima hit bricks with fully loaded clips, I like to eat chips with, watever dip thats will make my fingers slip chick, Watchin dudes fly off the turnbuckle, If i ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:50:00 PST

New Doo Doo Rhyme - A Letter to Kev

I cross mexicans bordors like american cops Im the illest business man I sell crackheads to rocks I leave em in shock like me sweepin with mops leave me alone homer simpson **Dooope** my head keeps on...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 06:21:00 PST

New Doo Doo Rhymes - A Letter to Dre

Ayo dont bust my chops, i drink alot of soda so like the state of arizona i got mad rocks, stop with all the obnoxious mocks, i cant be immitated son belive me or not, i encourage others not to smoke ...
Posted by Kevin on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:15:00 PST

New Doo Doo Rhymes - A cry for help!

Ayo i sneeze on cheese, its a breeze i need some knee pad for my knees, a big bottle of ketchup to squeeze, please give me money so i can feed my little seeds, i like to climb trees but dont call ...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:56:00 PST

New Doo Doo Rhyme - Im Baaack!

yo i take breaks when i chafe, make no mistake i wake when the eggs start to shake,i bake when snakes get to crush grapes,the stakes are high like dave chapelle smoke the haze,blaze like jhonny bravo ...
Posted by Kevin on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:35:00 PST

Doo Doo Rhymes - 1st Doo Doo Rhyme

Yo im writin in alex's book, Im a crook and i steal what i took, I mean taken, im breakin, like slasbury steatkin, I eat with fasination and temptation, Because if i eat greasy foods ima get fat, So i...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:16:00 PST

Doo Doo Rhymes - Boredom

I fell in the well, Jack and jill went up the hill, Phil and lil went up to dill, I be ruggin rats cause, Nothins impossible for kim possible, Ron stoppable be snuffin tacos, I be snuffin paco cuz he ...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:13:00 PST

Doo Doo Rhymes - Bronx Livin

Yo i live in the bronx with rats and roaches, I ride the bus with a man called gus, He tries to touch me tryna get lucky, But i say get away you fag, Before i get my dad, And he'll beat you puerto ric...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:11:00 PST

Doo Doo Rhymes - Star Treatment

Yo im watchin wrestling and its so fun, Im seventeen years and i sound mad dumb, Buff hot sweaty dudes beat each other around, If i were a wrestler i would be a clown, Cuz in the ring i can do magic t...
Posted by Kevin on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:04:00 PST