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jebondz

What goes up, must stay stiff.

About Me

"I used to have 3 testicals. Now I have 2. My mom said it was normal. Yayy!!"

My Interests

Abusing Q-tips.

I'd like to meet:

Genitally opposite.

Music:

"Malaysia Edition"

Movies:

SpiderPig.

Television:

Anything between 2-3am.

Books:

Grammatically manipulative.

Heroes:

Homer Jay Simpson.

My Blog

Dissecting A Rain Coat

"You are very good. Bravo!"He slouched a bit before he sits straight and slipped a card that sized bigger than a credit card."You deserved it, man. Enjoy!"Room 1520. As my little Joe gets excited, I p...
Posted by jebondz on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 10:05:00 PST

To My Future Daughter

yo wassup Atilia.I assume either your mom is already dead, or daddy already gone to heaven, if you find me here googling around with your surname and wondering what else on earth does your mom or...
Posted by jebondz on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

Two Third of Nothing

My website should be up by now, but the twisted server changed constantly since March and the current one is the old one. The new ones that I have uploaded was, presumably, lost in the world wide webb...
Posted by jebondz on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST

one third of everything

Less than 48 hours, I'll hit 30. With no shame. With full of mistakes that none made me regret. With full of wisdom that made me no wiser than anyone else. With full of sadness that ends up with tears...
Posted by jebondz on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:49:00 PST