A tree born crooked never grows straight.
You are not as interesting as you think you are. So not you.
Refer to my Top 8.
Watch this video, idiot.
So safe for work.
Clutch, Tom Waits, Primus, and other shit.
Beerfest, Super Troopers, Grandma's Boy, Cool Hand Luke, Superbad, anything that's funny and retarded.
Family Guy, King of the Hill, 24, Prison Break, shit like that.
Like I read, fag.