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ANKLE-SPANKER

I hate school -.-

About Me



nobody reads this shit so im just gonna put random shit here and if you read it and find the hidden message ill give you a fucking cookie. But u have to comment the message u dont just get a fucking free cookie faggots.one time i went camping w/ my babe and we seen a tiger and it went fishing, it came up with a duck but i didnt know ducks could swim under water and it was funny kuz the duck had a fishy in his mouf, and the fish just swallowed some chemical, This is the hidden message - you must type exactly what i write after im done w/ this sentence, like right now im done, BOOBS. so really the tiger ended up dying kuz he ate a duck that ate a fish, and so then i was sad kuz the tiger had babies and then i took a tiger baby home and called it snaggletooth, and now it is all grown up and its hella cool kuz its teeth are hella cool man.mhm true story.
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My Interests



i wanna be a ninja:)

SCAPE!

RaWr!

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: AnkleSpanker
Birthday: el seis de abril
Birthplace: hospital bed ?
Current Location: Elk of the grove
Eye Color: blue-green
Hair Color: brown
Height: seis feets
Right Handed or Left Handed: hmm... depends on which hand is tireder.. :)
Your Heritage: BLACK
The Shoes You Wore Today: DC's
Your Weakness: naked women
Your Fears: naked men....
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to pass my 1st semester of coolage
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL- or... omgwtflolbbqbbl SCAPE?
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK SCHOOL!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: nose hair, toenail clippings
Your Bedtime: no tengo
Your Most Missed Memory: muchos
Pepsi or Coke: ROCKSTAR & VODKA :)
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: hmm... depends if the girl is hot...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: bof
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: every fucking other fucking word
Do you Sing: when nobody can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: fer shizzle
Have you Been in Love: dont think so...
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: ehh..
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: umm... ehh....sure?
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad.. but not my mommie ;)
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: xylaphone
Ever been Drunk: LOL no... pshht.. yes man!!
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: no body wants to mess w/ dis... shyt
Ever Shoplifted: nuthing big.. just candy
How do you want to Die: very slow, and very painfully... wtf ?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Giggalo
What country would you most like to Visit: sacramento
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: black short, and spikey
Height: 7'+
Weight: 250++
Best Clothing Style: hardcore-goth.... ewwww!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 69
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont do shit if i think im gonna regret it

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Music:



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EMO TEAR!
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Movies:

if u can tell me what this is from ill buy u a blue duck. or ..."what is a horse shoe!? what does a horse shoe do!? ... are there any horse socks?... is anybody listening to me..."sis, chelsea, newbs, and tim are excluded kuz they know!or this one, "Mommy!!! Simon.. is home.." chels cant guess this one :)

Heroes:

so pretty much my significant other is the best person in the world!!!!!!! CHELSEA RICKS is the shit!! She is everything a guy can ask for, inside and out! She means the world to me and with out her my life would be so empty. She is my everything! 1 Year and 8 months still going strong!!!!!!!!! FO SHO!

My Blog

do ppl look at this? if you post yes ill send u a bag of popcorn!!

blog.     yeahh
Posted by ANKLE-SPANKER on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

soo.. this one time camping...

me and my family go camping every summer... to the same spot, and have been doing it for like 40 years.. So... me and my mom decided to go to the store to get some shit.. keep in mind this is a hick ...
Posted by ANKLE-SPANKER on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 06:06:00 PST