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Dan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I don't really use this account anymore. Please don't take offense if I ignore your personal messages, friend requests, etc.Check out my stand-up comedy profile and add it as a friend here !!!!
This is kind of just my original profile that couldn't be "upgraded" to comedy or whatever. Requests to this account to be booked in the comedy shows I run will be completely ignored for my personal convenience.
I've written some novels that I'd like to get published one of these days, I am an alumnus of Pastor of Muppets, a member improv team at The Playground , I wear either bat wings or a penguin suit in Don't Spit the Water , and sometimes I do other stuff with various theater companies. Right now I focus on stand-up mostly!
I have never smoked pot (I'm very boring that way), I like Little Penguin brand Pinot Noir, I am an introvert who acts out onstage but hides at parties, and I am really shitty with names unless I've spent some time really getting to know you.
Here I am filling in for my pal on the cable access show, Talkin' Funny ! I am the penguin.
Now, here is a video of me being very silly. It was musical theater week in Impress These Apes , and I play the scientist who made the apes hyper intelligent. Is that enough to explain this video? Probably not, but here you are anyhow: .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice people who like to be creepy sometimes.

My Blog

Word of the Day .11

articulatarded:adj. ar-tic-u-la-tard-ed (root: n. ar-tic-u-la-tard-a-tion) Having a reduced or slowed ability to articulate oneself. Most commonly represented in times when articulation is most import...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:44:00 GMT

Word of the Day .10

fartytime:n. far-ty-timeNo-one knows the true meaning of fartytime. It was originally discovered on a proboards51.com message board as a substitute for a curse word, via proboards51.com's built-in pro...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:15:00 GMT

Word of the Day .9

mittenfuck:n. mitt-en-fuck 1) Somebody who is really irritating, but in a genial sort of way. Implied: they probably fuck soft, adorable mittens. Destroyer of niceties. A creep with a fluffly veneer. ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:23:00 GMT

Word of the Day .8

puddletime:n. pudd-le-time That M. Night Shyamalan movie where there's that girl in the hotel pool, and Harvey Pekar fishes her out. It's "a bedtime story", which might mean it's also not a movie some...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 14:07:00 GMT

Word of the Day .7

crackn.1) a potent form of cocaine that is obtained by treating the hydrochloride of cocaine with sodium bicarbonate to create small chips used illicitly usually for smoking.2) pizza from Pizzaria Aro...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:12:00 GMT

Word of the Day .6

wombatican. (pl. wombatica)1) Seriously, you don't want to know what wombatica is. Please don't Google it. Even worse, don't use a search engine like Yahoo where there are connected usergroups, and di...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:41:00 GMT

Word of the Day .5

bluhgging:tr.v. bl·uhgged, (n. bl·uh·gger, bl·uhg) To post in one's blog when one is too sick to be interested in it, often too sick to be doing anything of effort, but doing so anyone because the act...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 13:46:00 GMT

Word of the Day .4

pixeltharsisn. (pl. pixeltharses) A purifying or figurative pixellating of the emotions, especially pity and fear, described by Aristotle as an effect of tragic drama on its audience, except with pix...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 10:48:00 GMT

Word of the Day .3

pegga:n. pl. peg·gae or peg·gas Botany. A leaflet or primary division of a pinnately compound leaf that can summon a magical pegasus (or in some cases a unicorn). Zoology. A feather, wing, fin, or sim...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:48:00 GMT

Word of the Day .2

vorastrate:tr.v. vor·as·trat·ed, vor·as·trat·ing, vor·as·trates The laying out of human entrails for lesser animals to eat: Doug vorastrates to appease the local squid population.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:25:00 GMT