| drugs | 
| JUST SAY NOW Posted by  on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:21:00 GMT
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| mornings | 
| i woke early one mornin,the earth lay cool and still,suddenly a tiny bird was on my window sill,he sang a song so luvely,so carefree,so gay,that slowly my troubles began to slip away... Posted by  on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:43:00 GMT
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| new labour my arse | 
| welcome to new labour's england ,please turn youre watches back 100 years Posted by  on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:51:00 GMT
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| paul (THE REVERAND) has been ordained | 
| yup thats right,got stoned and then got meself ordained as a minister online. some trip ,so if you or someone you know needs any ministery stuff you know were to come dont you. apparently i can perfor... Posted by  on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:48:00 GMT
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| attitude | 
| If you think my attitude stinks .....you should smell my fingers Posted by  on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:44:00 GMT
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| tell tale fingers | 
| I'm baffled by your yellow penis, the doctor told his patient. Does any one else in your  family have this condition? his patient shook his head. Do you work with chemicals? I dont work,im unempl... Posted by  on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:45:00 GMT
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| traffic wardens | 
| traffic wardens, bet their mums are sooo fu*kin proud ,I mean we have all them unemployed foxhounds we,d be perfomin a service,good exersise for the dogs. whats red ken thinkin BIG cars should be enco... Posted by  on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:09:00 GMT
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| religeon | 
| i knew a man once he was an imsomniac and both dyslexic and agnostic he used to lie awake at night wondering if there really was a dog Posted by  on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:41:00 GMT
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