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Andy Treehorn

Punk rock, porno, and parachutes

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI'm into murders and executions mostly. I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? I have what they call an "over-active" sex drive. Women don't seem to take me very seriously. I have no idea why. I live in a mythical fantasy world of drunken bears and cats, wizards, vikings, firefoxs' and flying humans. I live on the north shore of Lake Elsinore in a painfully suburban tract home. My name is Andy Treehorn, I’m 29 years old. I believe in taking care of myself with a balanced vegetarian diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my pullups. I can do 100 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes, while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out, and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. Multi vitamins and metamucil form the cornerstone of my everyday nutritious breakfast. I abstain from all drugs and alcohol. If you ask me if I'm straightedge, I'll say yes, but you're unlikely to meet another like me. In all probability, I'm more free and less terrified than you. I enjoy the liberty promised on the coinage. Shameless nudes also. When appropriate, I live by the philosophy of "Is That So?" Freeflying, film making, music, travel, and surfing is what my life revolves around.

My Interests

Makin' movies, all things skydiving, surfing, skating, music, learning, porn, obscure facts of nature, home improvement, self improvement, invoking thought, being forced to reassess opinions, cooking, travel, culture, sociological observation, supernatural phenomena, eroticism, football, basketball, performance art

I'd like to meet:

Robert Rodriguez, Dan Marino, Ian McKaye, mother Theresa, Bill Clinton, Kurt Vonnegut, Steven Hawking, Paul Fussell, Joel and Ethan Coen, The Dalai Lama, Leonardo da Vinci

Music:

Guns n'roses, Rise Against, Iron Maiden, Sonata Arctica, Further Seems Forever, Strike Anywhere, Lagwagon, NOFX, Gorilla Biscuits, Quicksand, Journey, Operation Ivy, Metallica, Motley Crue, Rage Against the Machine, Pennywise, Propaghandi, Slapstick, Avail, Minor Threat, Descendents, Shai Hulud, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Boy Sets Fire, Less than jake, Poison, Sick of it All, Rancid, Gameface, Rush, Cinderella, No Use for a name, Suicide Machines, Samiam, Ramones, A Wilhelm Scream, Anthrax, Underminded, AC/DC, Bad Religion, Face to Face, The Outfield, 7 seconds, Thrice, Foolproof, Madball, All, Strung Out, Incubus, Faith no More, Tilt, Bigwig, Against All Authority, Ann Beretta, Milkshed, The Agency, Shelter, 108, Snapcase, Good Riddance, Morning Again, As Friends Rust, Where fear and Weapons meet, Hudson, Smoke or Fire, Skid Row, Self, Lifetime, Comeback Kid, Hot Water Music, Quit

Movies:

The Big Lewbowski, American Psycho, Orgazmo, Raising Arizona, O Brother Where art thou, The Shawshank Redemption, Y tu mama tambien, Donnie Darko, CKY 1-4, North Shore, Point Break, Scary Movie, Anchorman, Naked Gun, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Evil Dead and Army of Darkness, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Bully, Good Fellas, Major League, Clerks, Dead Alive

Television:

Seinfeld, Family Guy, Simpsons, 24, sportscenter, Daily show, football, lots of football, basketball, Entourage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Scare Tactics, Myth Busters, I shouldn't be alive, Steven's untitled rock show, Californication, Weeds, The Universe, Dexter, LOST.

Books:

American Psycho, The Dirt, sociological texts, Ender's Game, Dune, Choke, Guiness Book of World Records, Broken Summers

Heroes:

Anyone who makes the most of what they have with a smile on their face. Those who have the tenacity and discipline to get the job done. Those who set goals and accomplish them, who have a drive to succeed in whatever they do. Those who work for themselves and those they care about to create something; create anything. Those who have a handle on the human condition and the state of the world, and live accordingly.

My Blog

New Mural through the hallways

There's new murals through the hallways at the sanctuary. jungle themes. check em out. Artwork by zoke. zokemedia.com...
Posted by Andy Treehorn on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:06:00 PST

VRW team Faction, Best of 2007

Here is the highlight reel of the 2007 training season for VRW team Faction. (Andy Malchiodi, Travis Fienage, David Gershfeld, Kris Reynolds, Matt Lewis) ...
Posted by Andy Treehorn on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:03:00 PST

"The Chase"

For the first time online, "The Chase," in its entirety, from the "Counterparts" DVD. The DVD is great for parties and entertaining your friends. You can make a purchase right here and now and it'll...
Posted by Andy Treehorn on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:23:00 PST

Best of the West

This is an edit of a couple "freefly powwows" in Lake Elsinore cut together with "Lodi Sequential 4." All these events took place during the first half of 2007. This clip made appearances at 4 film ...
Posted by Andy Treehorn on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:58:00 PST

"The Remedy" freefly DVD

About a year ago, a couple friends, along with myself, released "The Remedy" freefly DVD. Here are some highlights. The DVD itself is 40 minutes long. For the first time, you can purchase a DVD here...
Posted by Andy Treehorn on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

"Counterparts" DVD

As many of you know, Drunky the Bear and myself released a DVD called "Counterparts" a while back. However, many of you on my friends list here may be unfamiliar with it. Here's a trailer. Its full...
Posted by Andy Treehorn on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST