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R Chizzle

About Me

Of all the celebrities in the world I'm told I look most like Teri Garr. For years I found this flattering thinking "he" was a hall of fame shortstop and not the wife from Mr. Mom. Given more time as a child I'm confident I would've invented a form of Nerf product so soft it was deadly to the touch. I'm not good at listening but I'm great at staring. I've always enjoyed the sound of a child's laugh just before you knuckle punch them in the ear. ---I once ate a Yak's heart raw right out of its chest to prove I was a man. I cried myself to sleep that night. If I were to be a collector, as a hobby, I would collect decorative glass topped boxes for displaying collections. There isn't a combination of Snow-Cone flavors that isn't delicious.... Unless one of the flavors is piss. It's commonly believed among Buddhist monks that cleft chins are the Universe's way of saying "Kirk Douglas slept with your grandma." I love silversmithing and faking interest.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Peter Faulk dressed as Columbo, Madam Marie Curie (inventor of Laser Tag and Ghostbusting), Chef Boyardee, Lee Majors, Boss Hogg, The Kool Aid Man, Andre the Giant, The Army Colonel who was always chasing the A-Team...I think his name was Decker...mean sombetch, Buddy Holly, Abe Lincoln, a real Ninja, the girl in french class that Kevin Arnold was in love with for an episode of "The Wonder Years" when he wasn't sure about Winnie Cooper--- but was he ever really "sure" about Winnie? debatable. --good show. And finally...a SpaceMan.... from Space or been to Space... dosen't matter....Though it would be cooler if they were from Space..... and had skills like a Samurai. I guess I'd like to meet a Space Samurai. ------------------A minor Rain Man-esq post script to this list is...Van Halen, Van Damme, Van Gogh, Van Morrison, Van Wilder, Van conversion owners, Vanguard recording artist Mindy Smith, Vanderbilt cheerleaders, Van Dyke brothers Dick and Jerry, "Vanishing Point" star CLeavon Little, Van Zant brothers Ronnie, Donnie, and Johnny, Vans shoe inventor Paul Van Doren, and Van de Kamp founder Theodore J. Van de Kamp the inventor of the fishstick. Done.

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