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I don't want to meet any of these girls who think they are God's gift to the world. Get a clue, get over yourself, and get away from me! If you don't fall into that category then we can talk. If you are chill, relaxed, or easy going then you are more than welcome to hit me up. if you are sarcastic, like to give people a hard time, or just make jokes in general then you are tighter than my budget! if you like to go out and dance, surf, drink, smoke the hookah, watch movies, go to concerts, or chill in the hot tub then we got a lot in common. if you do fall into any of these categories then you are who I am lookin to meet. Whodude00 on aim, yahoo, and msn, don’t be afraid I can’t bite you through the computer.
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NOT EMO, I CANNOT TAKE EMO! It makes me want to shoot myself in the face! With the exception of some of my younger buddies in PHX who shall remain nameless, all the little emo kids who wear pants 8 sizes too small and enjoy sitting in a corner, crying, writing depressive poetry, and cutting themselves should go play in traffic. The boys I mentioned earlier, I am working on them, I think they might be savable. just about everything else I dig, except punk, but punkers are not all bad, I know I very cool chick named punker, she is an absolute doll. I'm just kidding kiddos I dont want you to go play in traffic. I want you to take a z-bar, pull your jewels out from wherever you have been hiding them to wear those stupid pants and buy a real rock CD. Rage Against the Machine, Saliva, Breaking Benjamin, POD, Dropbox, or Mudvayne any of these will do the trick. Then, put all that winy baby emotion you call anger towards something constructive. Heck I'll even let you keep the lip piercing. We can get through your identity crisis together. LOL
would someone please put out a comedy that does not put all the good parts in the trailer. please!!! jim carrey is the king!!! van wilder is my college student idol and is one hell of a movie! plus ryan reynolds is hot and humorous. will ferrel cant really make a bad movie, even if it should suck beyond belief he pulls it off. On the more serious movies, american psycho...fantastic! the illusionist, i dont even know where to begin...edward norton plus jessica biel (freakin hottie, can you say ten, i can say ten). ethan hawke and gwyneth paltrow in great expectations are dynamite. just goes to show you how far a man will go for the woman he loves and how far a woman will drag a man along though the mudd, use, and abuse him. lol
Family Guy rocks my world, it used to be Simpsons but they kinda fell off. i love animal planet, the croc hunter, the snake master, jeff corwin, most extreme, all that stuff just makes me want to be a vet even more. I'm the reality garage shows. american chopper, american hot rod, monster garage, american casino(not a car show). I also got hooked into desperate housewives; Resuce me, The Biggest Loser, Monday night RAW - Gotta love the WWE. I dont have cable so I never watch anything anymore, but back when i did, it was glorious.
this section was filled with books and reviews but it all got deleted when some low life decided to hack and erase my profile. ill do it again later. in short, i read the autobiographies of howard stern, jenna jameson, niel strouss, a.c. green. i read the bible, the devil wears prada...
vernon "last drop" maxwell, who tought me how to bring out the animal inside me and take it to the limit every day on and off the field, in and out of the gym.