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About Me

heather is the name
my boyfriend is wayyy better than your boyfriend
my best friend can definitely kick your best friends ass
i probably don't like you
i definitely dont like:
sluts
smuts
and last but not least
bitches who suck jagons for dollars
DON'T HATE
fuck what your mom said, she don't love you anyway
have a nice day!

My Interests

Bowling makes my feet hurt
Fishing makes my hands smell. Watching movies makes me tired. Spending time with my family gives me a headache. Drinking coffee makes me shit. Going to shows makes me deaf. Having sex makes my vag w......

I'd like to meet:

Ernie McCracken
Peter Griffin
Stewie Griffin
Lloyd Christmas
Harry Dunne
Chazz Reinhold
Your Dad
And I'm happiest of all to have met him...

Movies:

house of 1000 corpses
the devils rejects
full metal jacket
wedding crashers
the 40 year old virgin
killer klowns from outerspace
anchor man
big daddy
the goonies
king pin
dumb and dumber
bio dome
billy madison
half baked
snakes on a plane

Television:

ghost hunters
dirty jobs
how its made
family guy
medical mysteries

Heroes:

Your dad.

My Blog

The best definition of love I've EVER come across

Jeremy posted this as a bulletin...I like it better as a blog. "I love you" means that I accept you for the person you are and I do not wish to change you into something else. It means that I d...
Posted by It's Haaaaather on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

A Reason, A Season, or A Lifetime...

People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to m...
Posted by It's Haaaaather on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST