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I. Brow'dland

Mohawk Envy

About Me

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I have a New Age mom, a Hyper-Lutheran Sister, a Computer Analyst for a father and a Translator for a Step-Mother. My step father owns a seed plant (level 4 farmer), my step sister speaks three languages and owns a house. My grandparents live a block away and put me through school. My little Brother is my favorite person of all time.I am a writer. I am an Actor. I am a Boy who hates growing up. I am a friend. I am an Astrologist, a tarot card and rune stone reader. I am a Sunflower Seed eater.I enjoy Writing, Talking, Arguing, Running around like Samurai, Playing Frisbee with strangers. I enjoy Telling jokes to my brother and hearing his.

My Interests

I'm obsessed with synesthesia, reality fashion television, Ancient Egyptian thoughts of death, The de-evolution of the French Revolution and Absurdity.

I'd like to meet:

Olde thyme debaters, Those who have graduated to drinking 2 litres of cola, pianists who can play "Flight of the Bumblebee", Violinists, Clarinetists, South Africans, Absurdists, Post-Modernists, and people who are too cool for Post-Modernism. People who dress like they live in the fifties on weekends, Painters, Single fathers, people who can rhyme on command and still make sense. People who like the French Revolution. People who put people first, and grammar second. people who live on hilltops and live for walks down tree lined paths. People with well behaved dogs.

Music:

Decemberists, Arcadefire, Wolfparade, Bright Eyes, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Spring Awakening, OK go!, Sufjan Stevens, Last Five Years, Spelling Bee, Danny Michel. Motown. Sixties Protesters.

Movies:

I Heart Huckabees, Magnolia, Lucky Number Slevin, the Royal Tenenbaums, Dogville, Melvin Goes to Dinner, Proof, Wit, Hotel Rwanda, Crash, Saved, Chicago, The Last Unicorn, Marat/Sade, Quills, A League of Their Own, Sideways, The Kill Bills, V for Vendetta, Domino, Mean Girls, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, Stranger Than Fiction, Running With Scissors, Three Needles, Angels in America.

Television:

After a long, hard battle with television, I've started watching Grey's Anatomy.

Books:

The Adventures of Ali and Ali and the aXes of Evil, One Good Mariage, A Flea in Her Ear, Lion in the Streets, Last Five Years, Life of Pi.

Heroes:

My Brother. Then and only then in no particular order: Lily Tomlin. Artaud, Barker, Pinter and Beckett. Jason Schwartzman. Ouch it's Wow. Kate and Her Riot. Shhhmoney. Suraha Blliatson. Aldo Adairo. Jan Arden. Marie Antoinette and the French Revolution.

My Blog

A man of my word.

So.  After being confronted by my boss for a third time about being away from my desk, after being humiliated by her love of Eric (the younger Telephone Service Associate, who's much better at sw...
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

iPod Ponderings

Do i need an iPod that holds more than 500 songs?  i mean, 500 songs sounds like a lot of songs, a number you think you would be okay with, can you even think of 500 songs off the top of your hea...
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

Subject Line

What to write?  Nothing's coming out right.  I keep writing and erasing, well, backspacing So i'll just let it all come out.  I feel like everything i've done is wrong.  somehow ev...
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

Conveinient Old Friends

Today was just a day.  a regular day full of old friends.  An old friend from high school, a friend from first year and a friend from fourth year.  All in the same place.  like the...
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:14:00 PST

Dido dies of a broken heart

Leap in mine arms. Mine arms are open wide.If not, turn from me, and I'll turn from thee,For though thou hast the heart to say farewell,I have not power to stay thee.
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

Hartley- Danny Michel

With a smart-ass glare, you sink in your chair,and announce you've decided to cut off your hair.The casting director shuts down the projector,and throws up his arms in the air.Now you watch for your c...
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Remember

Rationality was never a priority.  Reason was never expected.
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friendship

let me say here and now, that copy-and-pasting my own name onto a list of other peoples names, does not signify friendship. Friendship is deeper than that. It's deeper than love, and Spelling, it's de...
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

advice in rhetrospect

This is Ian from Beyond the grave, I have come to warn you that Lottery tickets are overrated, most french fries are made with a hoses, and that all roads don't lead to happiness.....OOOooooOOOoooooOO...
Posted by I. Brow'dland on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST