We like Calgary. Marty and Jayden and Matt and Garrett and Robbie are in the band. We're from Calgary. That is a lie. We live in Calgary. Jayden and Garrett and Robbie are from Okotoks, Matt is from Red Deer and Marty is from Saskatchewan. That is also a lie. Robbie is really from Priddis and Jayden in from somewhere in between Millerville and Okotoks and Garrett is from the North West Territories, and Matt is from Lacombe. Although we like Calgary as a whole, there are a lot of things we don't like about Calgary. Nazis, crack cocaine, cowboys, and oil are among a few of those things we don't enjoy having here, but still seem to be quite prevalent in our city. Playing in a band that bitches about these tumors probably wont do a whole lot to rid our city of them. Nonetheless, we're going to give it a go.
