*CSI:Certified Sex Instructor*

About Me

*Bitches are bitches and sluts are sluts. Some of them hoes take it in the butt! Other girls are prude. But I say fuck em' they are all rude! Tricks are made to be turned but don't forget you can't make a hoe into a house wife!Cause you wanna Vicious Vixen or a Luscious Lady in your life, but there is no guarantees you'll be our man! We are not a fuckin groupie were a fan! So wish you were famous and sexy lookin cause drums and microphones is where we're cookin!*I'm Meranda and I live in Mesa, AZ. I am originally from Winnemucca,NV. The MUCC as we like to call it. Yes I'm country and I fucking love it. I graduated from Lowry High in 2001. I'm into all kinds of things. I love music!!! I am really into Kottonmouth Kings and OPM.Oh and I can't forget my main man BIG B. I love skateboarders and hotties on dirt bikes.INK!! I LOVE INK!!! The more tattoos on a guy, the better. I have 6 myself.I idolize Bettie Page and Marilyn Monroe. I'm a nice person until you piss me off. I won't hold anything back and if I don't like you TRUST ME you will know it. I never back down. I can be your friend or your worse nightmare. I am proud to say I AM A BITCH!!! I hate stupid people unless your Jessica Simpson!!!! I hate fucking drama.Especially when its caused by a guy. Girls I can just beat down. Jealousy won't get you anywhere with me. Calling me a groupie is one way you will get hurt!!!! That is why that little freestyle is up there. THANKS TO MY BESTIE ANGIE!!!! If they only knew, right Angie!!!! hahahahahaha. OOOPS I forgot I was talking about ME. AND YES ITS ALL ABOUT ME!!! I am the princess and you know it so back the fuck up. I love me and you should too. Love me or hate me its still an obsession. If you hate me then you need to get the hell out of here, BYE, because this is a HATER FREE ZONE!!"Being A Mother Fucking Vixen Takes It Out Of You!"-Bettie Page"I'm selfish and impatient, I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't take me at my worst then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"-Marilyn Monroe"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him."-Marilyn Monroe
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.
Hot

100%

Violent

75%

Soft

75%

Wet

75%

Sweet

75%

Exciting

75%

Awkward

25%

Shy

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What is your sexual style?
created with QuizFarm.com"I never kept up with the fashions. I believed in wearing what I thought looked good on me."-Bettie Page

My Interests

"Maybe Some Women Aren't Meant To Be Tamed. Maybe They're Supposed To Run Wild Until They Find Someone, Just As Wild, To Run With."-Sex And The City"Sex is a part of love. You shouldn't go around doing it unless you are in love.."-Bettie Page"I was never one who was squeamish about nudity. I don't believe in being promiscuous about it, but several times I thought of going to a nudist colony."-Bettie Page

I'd like to meet:

"A Wise Girl Kisses But Doesn't Love, Listens But Doesn't Believe, And Leaves Before She Is Left." -Marilyn Monroe Scorpio

You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces
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Music:

"I Was Never The Girl Next Door!!"-Bettie Page"I love to swim in the nude and roam around the house in the nude. You're just as free as a bird!"-Bettie Page

Movies:

"Bring Out The Whips!!"-Bettie Page"Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend!"-Marilyn Monroe

Television:

"Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak. A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many."-Marilyn Monroe"I am the girl you love to hate. I Drink 100 proof like water..so you better catch up and dont think im just some innocent girl!!!"

Books:

"The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up."-Marilyn Monroe

Heroes:

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did and who always will...YOU'LL THINK OF ME!"It's woman's spirit and mood a man has to stimulate in order to make sex interesting. The real lover is the man who can thrill you by touching your head or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."-Marilyn Monroe

My Blog

I just love this song, gets me in the mood ;p

IM Not Ready by Keith Sweat You know what you wanna doSee, I'll never ever go nowhere yetThink of all the timesBaby, we've been freakin' from dusk till dawnAnd I'm still not ready to go onThat's the w...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST

Im A Country Bitch!!! YEAH

A city bitch will take you where you need to go. *A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A country bitch will say beat h...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:34:00 PST

8 Kinds Of Sex

8 kinds of sex ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------1. SOCIAL SECURITY SEXTwo men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?""Oh, nothing special. I'm having So...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

A good song!!!

AlcoholicOhh AlcoholicOhh real good liquorOhh make you clumsyOhh make you throw upWell...my Pop had a party at the house one night on the last day of school and the food is all right. We had a speaker...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:19:00 PST

My Name

M-Can Be Funny And Dumb At TimesE-Has Gorgeous EyesR-Can Kick A Bitches AssA-HottN-Alway Down To Have A Good TimesD-CuteA-HottA: hottB: loves peopleC: great friendD: cuteE: has gorgeous eyesF: very ou...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST

Missing The 90s

I Miss The 90'S :( REMEMBER: You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, and Two Stupid Dogs. AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! You've ever end...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

Dear Alcohol!

Dear Alcohol....First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:43:00 PST

Images/Almost Lover!!

Your fingertips across my skin The palm trees swaying in the wind Images You sang me Spanish lullabies The sweetest sadness in your eyes Clever trick Well, I never want to see you unhappy I thought yo...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:24:00 PST

Men & Mascara

"Men & Mascara"Sunday dress hanging on the bedroom doorEmpty bottle of wine on the hardwood floorLast night, he said she was the oneOh, but men and mascara always runDid I give my love too soon or...
Posted by *CSI:Certified Sex Instructor* on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST