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JP

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.

About Me

I try and use, "I'm right on top of that Rose!!" whenever possible.vodka tonics.drunk.random shirt on head ROYAL FALCONER

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My Interests

sky diving,swimming, food, bungee jumping, soccer, beach, sun, outdoors,Vegas, sandals, rolaids, jager, laughing to the point of almost pissing myself, spooning, drunk dancing,spoiling my nephew,spa, music,hanging out,Golden Spoon, busting some ridiculous american dance moves with mi corathon in foreign bars, euro trash, chicken in a can (it's tuuuuna!!) etc.......

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can be as honest as this:Matt(12:30:54 PM): i'm not dirty like thatMatt(12:31:01 PM): at least not at work!Matt(12:31:04 PM): geez, i have stds!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

AFI, Linkin Park, Shakira (pre crossover), Incubus, Juanes,Coldplay. Hell, there's too many to list. Anything but country I guess (Although I will make an exception for Sweet Home Alabama and Thank God I'm A Country Boy)

Movies:

l'auberge espagnole, The Devils Advocate, Old School, Oceans 11, True Lies, Queens of Comedy, Friday, Goonies, Anchorman, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Wedding Crashers, The Wedding Singer,Saved, Scary Movie 1 & 2

Television:

THE OFFICE, scrubs, arrested development, forensic files ,big brother, saved by the bell, snl,family guy

Books:

Da Vinci Code(all about the Dan Brown), The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

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My Blog

NYC

Thought that I'd give you all a little update....Been in NYC for about two weeks now and I'm not one to lie or sugarcoat things, it has not been easy. I find myself lately just wanting the company of...
Posted by JP on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

2006...when I should be Christmas shopping

I figured it's time for a new blog, so I thought I would look back on 2006.  I'd say that on a scale of 1-10, one meaning shitty as hell and ten meaning rocking out with my cock out, I'd giv...
Posted by JP on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:35:00 PST

I just can't help myself...READ THIS NOW...FUNNIEST SHIT EVER (LITERALLY)

HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves ...
Posted by JP on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:36:00 PST