my full mane is doctor turkleton peeps, i was born in portland OR. thats where my parents found me in a dumpster where i ate nothing but cardboard, now i live a lavish life filled with taco bell and graham crackers. im not gonna lie i am a bit of a wine-o its a tast i aquired after my parents rescued me. i have lots of toys that i play with but my favorit is my stuffed cow, i like to watch movies and play video games. i love pirates, and sometimes ninjas.
i am a very modest dog, im also extreamly smart and very good looking, you honestly will never find another dog like me, but sorry ladies im taken by a fine latina name chloe. what can i say i take after my father......
not much more i can say about myself without looking a little pompass so goodbye for now!
