Septic Crap Stain: The bastard spawn of the cult heroes The Evil Blasters, is a new genre of music called "Literature Core". When we finally intercepted one of the co-creators of S.C.S outside a local Dover mall, he said:"Oh hell yeah! Septic Crap Stain is actually a concept band". The story takes place in a nearby run down, particularly seedy trailer park, as he continued: "So in the middle of all the shitbags is a central septic tank, you know? And over all the years of the most vile of all trailer trash, taking the most disgusting shits and flushing all kinds of gross shit down their toilets, a creature started to grow from all of the micro organisms and garbage, until finally it grew into a sentient being, a sort of "turd man". So this shit guy is alive under this trailer park, trapped in the septic tank, feeding off newly flushed fecal matter. And one day a resident of the trailer park ran out of toilet paper, and decided to wipe his ass with the pages of a J.R.R Tolkien book, and managed to flush it away, well as it just so happened, other residents of the trailer park were also wiping their asses with various works of classic literature! So now the septic crap stain was flooded with all sorts of reading material. Naturally, being bored as hell all of the time, being trapped in that shitty ass septic tank, he began to read all of the poo soaked books that were provided for him." When we asked how this mutant learned to read he stated "How the hell do I know? Magic or something...". Again picking up the story he said:"So now this shit monster entertained himself with all kinds of literary psychedelia, and that is what our songs are about. Oh and he also likes to listen to peoples flatulence through the sewage pipes, so thats where the track "Scott's Asshole" comes from." And in his final words before passing out from alchohol poisoning he stated:"Oh, and the little shit man has corn for teeth".
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