You can entertain people by telling them a story that starts with 'I' and continues to read as a pirate that has never been told that they say 'arr.' Being called a retard(not developmentally disabled) by a pirate is like losing a quiz show to Jessica Simpson. Pretty damn pathetic.
So let's have a story time that we can enjoy.
Ten Second News
In January of 1977 in the town of Clifton, Arizona, two people did something that would change their life forever. They had monkey sex. Monkey sex lead to a few missed periods and this being a small town this naturally lead to a shotgun wedding that was called by the groom's mother, "the best wedding that she had ever been to." Those two people in an act that most people enjoy, had caused a big change in their lives. A Child.
In October of that year, in Morenci, Arizona, a town that was five hundred feet above Clifton, a little boy was born at night, on a Sunday, on Mother-In-Law's Day.
Fast forward to now. No now, now. You're reading this wondering "Why am I reading this prick's entry." He is asking the same question.
He's also asking the questions like:Why does eMpTV never play videos? Well the big question is, is eMpTV still on the air?
Why do the Cubs choke every year?
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if I woodchuck could chuck wood?
Is it mean to drink at an AA meeting?
How much is too much coffee?
What does "Soy Bueno en la cama" mean and why do people look at me weird when I tell them that?
Of course it's just easier to head over to my blog to read up on all the fun stuff. of course it doesn't show who my friends are, but I think that might be easier for them to not live their lives in shame.