*************************I HAVE BEEN AROUND AND KNOWN JENINE SINCE SHE WAS A 10 POUND NEWBORN (is that an oxymoron?) As her loving mother who has given her the best years of her life (mine and hers) and continues to give and give and give . . .(me, not her)I just want to say that this myspace of hers is way over the top and I DO NOT APPROVE of her behavior. I DID NOT RAISE HER TO BE LIKE THIS...OH WHY OR WHY CAN'T SHE BE MORE LIKE HER SISTER KIMMY (who by the way is my favorite, Kimmy, not Jenine.)***************************ok, so like i totally am really busy with all this stuff in my life right now that's just so great. one of my favorite things is to have sleepovers with my roomates. we stay up all night and do eachother's nails. Ha i totally had you going, i live with a boy and he won't let us paint his nails. even blue! and that's like totally a boy color! but really we stay up late and watch tv together it's really awesome and i'm so glad we get to bond! we are like a little family, we even get junk mail addressed to the family at, well our house! I really want to get a kitty for our house, but my mom said it would be a bad idea, and she got me a plant instead. it died, but i'm going to buy another one before she comes and visits in a couple weeks! gee there's just so much more, i never have any free time! but if you ask i'd be more than happy to chat with you! TTYL!!
I'd like to meet:
I like all kinds of people as long as they are cool with me having sex with animals. its a good outlet and i really think that too many people let their knee jerk reactions dictate their stance on the matter.
Music:
nothing. music is the tongue of satan. if you dont like radiohead then youre a faggot.
“Sex is like a bridge game; if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.†... “The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.†-Truman Capote....Studies have shown that, contrary to myth, regular acts of masturbation will not cause blindness.....“It was at the end of my freshman year of high school - and freshman year of masturbating - that I discovered on the underside of my penis, just where the shaft meets the head, a little discolored dot that has since been diagnosed as a freckle. Cancer. I had given myself cancer. All that pulling and tugging at my own flesh, all that friction, had given me an incurable disease. And not yet fourteen In bed at night the tears rolled from my eyes. ‘No ’ I sobbed. ‘I don’t want to die Please - no ’ But then, because I would very shortly be a corpse anyway, I went ahead as usual and jerked off into my sock.†-Philip Roth....The Kama Sutra claims there are 529 positions for sexual intercourse.....“Men are like snowstorms. You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last......“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.†-George Burns.....Approximately 30% of men suffer from premature ejaculation....“Orgasm consistency was significantly related to sexual satisfaction in females but not in males.â€....
Movies:
i watch little t.v. but my favorite movies include midnight at the movies and tcm. amc isn't bad either but i just watched that movie called here on earth or something like that with josh heartnet and chris klein and it sucked balls. seriously do not waste your time. i mean the chick had cancer in her knee or something and so she died. cancer in the fucking knee? give me a break. stupid blond chick anyway. an actual good movie is kindergarten cop because it has that one cell phone chick in it. i like her. or actually that was true lies wasn't it. actually arnold pisses me off because he can't speak english. fo sho the real movie you should watch is usual suspects with kevin- hes the man. it comes on later today on amc actually. ya- so i stayed up all night and its like 8:30 in the morning right now and i should be doing my homework but the no sleep thing is starting to hit me. i didn't even do anything constructive all night. i watched that fucking earth movie and shit like that. from this day forth i will never do this again.
Television:
so like my roomate and i were watching this super awesome movie about this girl who was like 25 and had never been kissed. i think it was called never been kissed, and she went to the dance with this super popular boy, but her dress really wasn't pretty it was ugly because it didn't show nearly enough skin. so we eventually figured out it was a costume prom (lame!) and i was trying to remember who the girl from romeo and juliet was. i still can't remember, was it julia or something? anyways if anyone remembers let me know. and watch this movie if you get the chance it's so RUFUS!!
Books:
this thingy has too many catagories. and the headings are lame. who the hell care about books and movies and such. here's the thing- if i was to acout out for someone whom i was a-thinking i'd like to snatch their pants off i would not give a rats ass what television shows they tended to watch. i would go straight to the picturs and eliminate them on that basis alone. if they were one of those pot smokers who liked to spread the word that thats what they did- ya know those gay-ass pictures of people taking bong hits and whatnot- or even the pictures with everyone gettin wasted and holding up the fucking keg cups and all- looking all lame due to the fact that they were being jackasses about trying to put out a bad ass image of their ghetto-ass self. or the people who have their shirts off being all prostitute-like on myspace. the real skanky-ass dirty as fuck hoes. thats so hot. i want to rape them all in the butt hole. shout out to all the players in the hizouse. ( i can use hizouse mr. west because its been a couple years. right? is that cool?)
Heroes:
j-z, nelly, 50 cent, kayne west, the notorious big, the bloods.
