About Me
UGHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'M SO STRONG. I DRIVE A FAST CAR.. ITS FASTER THAN YOURS. I CAN BENCH PRESS FOUR MILLIONHUNDREDTHOUSAND POUNDS. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SAY THATS NOT A REAL NUMBER, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT A MAN, CUZ REAL MEN DONT CARE ABOUT NUMBERS. I CREATED THE WORLDS STRONGEST MANS CONTEST TO FIND ANOTHER MAN WHO MIGHT MAKE A WORTHY LIFE-LONG HETERO LIFE MATE. I HAVE YET TO FIND A WORTHY SOUL. I THOUGHT ABOUT DATING WOMEN BUT THAN I REALIZED THEY ARE NOT MEN. I PLAY ALL SPORTS. IVE BEEN AN ALL-AMERICAN-GOODATALLSPORTS-GUY FOR 100 CONSECUTIVE YEARS. ARGHHHHHHH DONT MESS WITH ME.
