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Steven Maier

About Me


Born on a mountain-top and raised in a cave, Steven Maier was discovered by a Shaman Priest making music with the hollowed out ribcage of a mountain-goat at the tender age of 5. Several years later, Steven died in a tragic sheep-shearing accident. Luckily he was mastered in the art of immortality and actually didn't die but was only transported to a small planet many galaxies away where he was pampered by many alien princesses. Unfortunately this angered the King of this far away planet who in turn banished Steven to the anus of outer space: Earth.Steven struck a deal with Earth's leader (Oprah Winfrey) in which he may leave Earth and battle for the love of the many alien princesses if he could write the most beautiful love song ever heard by human ears. Steven accepted this challenge and to this day can be heard wooing many of Earth's most lovely women in an attempt to leave this pathetic planet before it's predicted demise in the year of 2011.Also, Steven plays in a band called 'Sexually Attracted to Fire', but you already knew that. Didn't you?...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 07/12/2007
Band Website: You're looking at it.
Band Members: I ride alone.
Influences: Every moment I have lived so far.
Sounds Like: Sounds NOTHING like this:
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Ness Creeks coming...

G'day mates:Every year around this time all the dirty-hippies, wannabe dirty-hippies, scenesters, and curious passerbys gather in the heart of Northern Sask's natural beauty to camp, hear music, and p...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:21:00 GMT

Plaid Shirts, Pool Balls, and Bruised Ribs.

Good eve, good soldiers:This morning I found myself unable to get out of bed due to a curiously strong pain in my left ribcage. This extreme deep tissue bruise, cracked rib tenderness was caused by a...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:54:00 GMT

Canada Day!!

Salut:Happy belated Canada Day!! Yesterday marked Canada's 141st birthday. 141!! That's pretty gahl-dang old!! Nevermind the 4.5 billion or so years before we showed up and decided this piece of l...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:27:00 GMT

Clyde Buckley

Neighbors:Recently I picked up a cat from the SPCA to be my new roommate and friend 'til the end. His name is Clyde Buckley, but he prefers to be called simply 'Buckley'. He's roughly 4 or 5 months ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:27:00 GMT

What the fu@k is Eagle Creek??

Hello blog-readers:I recently was asked to play in the Saskatoon band 'Seven Levels' as a permanent member. They are a great bunch of musicians/stand-up fellas who released their debut album in the l...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Guitar Hero and the End of Humankind.

Children of the Earth:Recently I've been putting some serious thought into purchasing a new electric guitar. I've had very few days off lately and even fewer that fall on a day when music stores are ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 17:15:00 GMT

Left Turn

I hope you're serious about this left turn your about to make.I'm about to make a decision based on the assumption that you are a capable, sane human being with the required mental prowessto properly ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:19:00 GMT

New Song! - Easy to be Stupid

Hello again,I posted a new song today called "Easy to be Stupid". I don't really have much to say about it. If you listen it's pretty self-explanatory. I may have gone overboard on the lyrics but I...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:22:00 GMT

New Song! - The Reason

Hello friends:I finished recording a demo for a new song called "The Reason" today. Myspace is 'processing' my request so I assume it will show up by tomorrow sometime. The song ended up feeling qui...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:38:00 GMT

The most important thing you will ever hear...

Hi everybody,If you want to hear something that will possibly change your life, click on Bill Hicks in my 'top friends' space. Bill Hicks is a comedian/new age prophet who speaks directly to our capi...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:13:00 GMT