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About Me

I'm awesome. And I hate myspace.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody whose body is made entirely out of dust. Like a mummy, or Hitler.Also, Amélie.

My Blog

I Need A Mask

Stolen from my livejournal, on the off chance somebody sees this..."Not for me to wear, you see.I need the appearance of a mask. To draw. For a super villain I am currently conceptualizing. I know, yo...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:14:00 GMT

Holy Hell!

Holy Hell! It's the mother fucking Hulk! Holy Hell! It's the Hulk! Holy Hell! It's the mother fucking Hulk! It's the mother fucking goddamn Hulk!
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:35:00 GMT

Oh the huge manatee.

This is a blog entry. It is saying, "Hello, I am dying inside... Because I have a flesh eating virus working its way out."
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:18:00 GMT

This is a thing a girl wrote to me once because she thinks I rule...

NOTE: BEFORE YOU READ THIS, BE AWARE THAT I AM NOT: A) hitting on you       or         &nbs p;    &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 20:34:00 GMT

For Cody.

             It was 2025. The United States of America had finally assimilated Cuba. Unbeknownst to the monarch, Lord Kongasaurus, there was a sma...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:52:00 GMT

I'm dead.

Well I might as well be. And what's the point. There's only five years left for Earth. I heard it on TV, so it must be true. PS: I don't believe any of you exist.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 15:18:00 GMT

IT WORE HIM DOOOOOOOOWN!

He questioned everything insessantly, but the answers were seldom found. And like a self-fulfilling prophecy, eventually it wore him down.   What the fuck? Who posts song lyrics in their blog? Lo...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 16:03:00 GMT

Dear Myspace Internet Blog

Why do you hate me? What did I ever do to you? Nothing, that is what. Nothing at all. But here you go, all setting my newspapers on fire and trashing the house when you think I am not looking. And e...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Apr 2005 13:04:00 GMT

Nobody is going to peek at this.

Should I make more squares of pretty ladies?Or should I just get a life?
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 23:28:00 GMT

Non-Interesting Ponderings.

Do you ever sometimes wonder why you are not a more handsomer man?Or why you have no enthusiasm to do things? Even really cool things that you would really like to do.Or why sometimes you just feeling...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Apr 2005 16:44:00 GMT