Motivation is everything and I have none. Time is a gift and I hate gifts. I am obsessed with trailers and trailer parks but I have never lived in either. I have been told by random old people all of my life that I am full of potential, but I think they all really meant to say that I am potent. I love to laugh when everyone else is looking at me in disbelief over something mean or horrible I have just said. When I ride in someones car and they have the radio off I have to fight the urge to jump out. I am negative as hell simply because the glass could never be half-full unless it was never filled to the top to begin with, and that is just half-assed.
